Posted

Nov 19th 2006

Mood

Undetermined

Music

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Me: "What is Logo TV anyway, the gay network? First there's the Rocky Horror Picture Show, then there's this commercial for GUYS Gone Wild."

Him: "I dunno."

He googles.

Him: "Logo is entertainment programming for the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered community."

Me: "Well, that explains it."

Some time later ...

Me: "Not that I have anything against gay people, but why do they have to be all like 'HI! I'M GAY! How are you?' I don't say 'HI! I'M HETEROSEXUAL! What's up?'"

Him: "Because they want all of the publicity that the blacks and the hispanics and other ethnicities are getting, only in their case it doesn't outwardly show."

Me: "I don't think I've ever heard anyone put it that way before."

Him: "...Well, other than that construction worker that was happily flaunting himself at us from across the street the other day."

It must be 3am.



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