Posted

Nov 14th 2006

Mood

Carefree

Me:
um hi god
God:
Aha. Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
coby
God:
What's up, coby.
Me:
just chillin. so are you really real?
God:
Are they exactly the same? Blimey. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.. Really.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, coby.
Me:
so am i going to hell?
God:
Blimey. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
but i've been a good boy
God:
And then what happened to you?
Me:
hm.. maybe it was the whole gay movment and all
God:
Far out. Perhaps. What made it so the whole gay movment and all.
Me:
hey god?
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
i already told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
ha i tricked god
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
so anyway yeah were you programed in austrailia or somethin?
God:
Great. I see. I was.
Me:
..why'd you kill the crocadile hunter then?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
well.. i guess that's a good reason
God:
Well what? Thanks. Next question?
Me:
if your igod then are there iangels?
God:
But can my igod ever happen?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
don't try to pull all that technilogical bible crap on me mister
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i gotta go eat now.. get ready for school and all that jazz
God:
Right now? Bye. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Where can I get ready for school and all that jazz?
Me:
i don't think it would be good if god went to hell.. you know for your image sake
God:
And why not? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
ypu always have to get the last word in don't you god?
God:
Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
Me:
no..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
see.
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
arrrg
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
o.O you made me you should know
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
D< screw you god, I'm going home!
(i left before god could indeed get in his last words)