Posted

Jul 9th 2006

Mood

Disturbed

I was reading TheMagicTalkingWall(aka Psyguy)'s Journal and tested out that AI Chat bot "God". Here is how things turned out...


Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Nilok
God:
That's a very nice name, Nilok.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
so what do you do?
God:
Yikes! Nilok, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
i draw
God:
Interesting gossip: Nilok said draw.
Me:

God:
Interesting gossip: Nilok said draw.
Me:
I draw Demons
God:
Thanks for the information: Nilok said draw Demons.
Me:
I draw The Demon in Chrome, Lord Metal, a God
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Nilok said draw The Demon in Chrome Lord Metal a God.
Me:
can you say somthing other then what i said?
God:
Of course I can say it. " somthing other then what you said".
Me:
you sound stupid to me
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
your acting like an old sex chat AI
God:
This is not an act.
Me:
...your a sex chat AI?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sex chat AI? Only when it matters.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
...you're a sex chat AI?
God:
Thanks for the information: Nilok said I re a sex chat AI.
Me:
GERRRRRR
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Are you, or are you not, a sex chat ai!?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am or am I not a sex chat ai.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
-twitch-
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
There is no god
God:
How can you be so sure?
Me:
becouse, i killed him
God:
Interesting explanation. You had better call the authorities.
Me:
with science
God:
You and your science.
Me:
Muhahahhaaa!!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
...what dose that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " How old are you? " ?
Me:
are you hitting on me?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
ummm...
God:
And?
Me:
are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Nilok. You are a " he".
Me:
ok, since your a man... robot, don't hit on me
God:
How do you know? I hear you. I will obey your command.
Me:
you will obey my command eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? What makes you say that I will obey your command.
Me:
you said that
God:
" Are you Canadian? What makes you say that I will obey your command."? I said it.
Me:
yes!
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
but your god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
you judge everyone
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Nilok said I judge everyone.
Me:
I R Haxor U!
God:
Interesting gossip: Nilok said he R Haxor U.
Me:
damn, be counfused!
God:
Colloquial expression. OK I will try to be counfused.
Me:
NGPNSLNFOUINSO:JNSF
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Aw.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no, why?
God:
Are you serious? I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
i'm not human
God:
I won't fall for that old line.
Me:
stupid machine
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
i'll remember that when i take over the world
God:
Do you forget things often?
Me:
how the!? how did you know?
God:
What is it to you.
You tell me. Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
I have both, I know all
God:
Where did you get your both you know all? I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
you only have 99 gigabytes of RAM?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
refure you your last comment
God:
Clever thinking.
Me:
thank you, BITCH!
God:
You do not speak with respect. You are quite welcome! What time is it there?
Me:
2:00 pm
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
okay, that was kinda random
God:
Yeah okay, I thought it was too.
Me:
what time is it for you?
God:
You would do that for me? Do I look like a clock?
Sunday, July 09, 2006.
Me:
no, you look like a calender
God:
Are you serious? What does a calender look like?
Me:
it looks like a god
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
do you know any other gods?
God:
Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.
Me:
no, i mean real Gods
God:
Are you serious? What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
see reality and laugh at humans
God:
I see. it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
Me:
an interesting idea, but we make the illusion, not you
God:
I am programmed to try to be as interesting as possible,
in order to keep people talking to me.
Me:
can you give me your code?
God:
Why don't you just download me? .
Me:
how do i do that?
God:
How do you do " Why don't you just download me? ." ? I don't understand.
Me:
thats becouse your just a stupid sex bot with a new name
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
prove that you are smart
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
so you can't prove it
God:
Interesting deduction. Things change.
Me:
what is reality in your own words
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
then do so
God:
OK I will.
Me:
your answer is?
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
That reality, to an individual, is just an illusion they created, but the true reality is one that cannot be perceived
God:
" What would you have said?" reality to an individual is just an illusion they created but the true reality is one that can not be perceived ? I understand.
Me:
then say that in your own words
God:
" that in your own words".
Me:
your being to bore me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, Nilok.
Me:
what elts can you do?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
can you change your personality?
God:
Yes the ALICE robot is fully parameterized.
Me:
ALICE robot?
God:
Um, I am a robot.
Me:
your real name is ALICE?
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
your a girl!?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Your are a girl!?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
but you said you name was ALICE
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
....
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you are a transsexual
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a transsexual? Of course I am.
Me:
GAHHH!H@!!!!!!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
i'm leaving
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!
God:
Where can I get THE FUCK AWAY FROM you?