Posted

Jun 11th 2006

Mood

Frustrated

I... really fucking hate that doctor. I FINALLY got through the Final Cave, after at least twenty tries, after STUPIDLY deciding that the Blade was cuter than the Nemesis. Despite being a total n00b to Cave Story, I decided to take the "hard route" for the sheer fun of it... and it was a really bad idea.

Really, really, really bad. This game is fucking insane. I do not think I'll ever get past the final boss...es. To anyone who hasn't lived through such hellish 2D, it will FUCKING EAT YOU. First, you get a little savepoint (and if you have the Booster 2.0), an assload of powerups. Nice. When you walk in (and you better have Spur powered up to max for a cheap shot), you have to deal with Misery, a lolibait, magical emobitch sex slave, who if you are lucky, will only waste HALF of your HP trying to bring her bratty ass down.

Next you deal with Doctor Dumb... who really is a fucking idiot. He sends assloads of swirling red shit at you... that you can't blast through, while shitting out red blasts around himself like a shield, so you can't take him down as cheaply as Misery. After you wail on his ass, he goes CRAZY and you have to fight him... AGAIN (which I haven't even done yet).

After that, you get a few hearts... yeah, thanks a lot you furry bastards. After that, you have to fight some zombie core, Mutant!Misery, and Mutant!Sue... AT THE SAME TIME.

And note, there are NO save points, and those little hearts the Mimigas gave you are about all you're gonna get as far as powerups go, except what you shoot out of Misery.

Yeah, isn't that fucking fun? And what's great is that all that wasn't the FINAL boss. Nooo... idiots like me, who decided to save Curly's robotic ass and her ugly underwear get an extra level of NEAR-INSTANT-DEATH.

...When you get the chance, just go get the Nemesis... King's psychotic adorableness isn't really worth dying this much.