Posted

May 16th 2006

Mood

Naughty

Music

Your Eyes - RENT (Jonathon Larson)

Okay!

Any ex of mine that dumped, and wants me back has to do as follows!

1. Buy me a bouquet of my favorite flowers
2. Kill my sister (optional)
3. Not look at another woman with sexual desires for a week! (And if you pass that, then your going to have to do some more for as long as we’re back together.)
4. Break a law (that doesn’t involve smoking (anything!), underage drinking, me bailing your sorry ass out, or a dog biting your ass off.)
5. Watch a musical of my choice until you agree with me that it’s amazing!  (on tape/dvd/psp of course)
6. Buy me something EXPENSIVE from Tiffany’s New York (!!!) [What?! Every girl needs a Tiffany’s…]
7. Take me out to a cheap movie
8. After the cheap movie, must take me out to an expensive restaurant (that won’t make me a) puke
b) Gag
9. Proclaim your love to me on the summit of Mount Everest... or a model of Mt. Everest.

And last but not least…

10. MUST sing to me, in front of a very large crowd (public or stage), YOUR EYES from the musical RENT (by Jonathon Larson).


And there you have it folks. Ten things that any of my exes that dumped me and want me back have to do to win me back.

I’m so mean… and evil.

~Italy Fox