Posted

Apr 1st 2006

Mood

ALIVE!

Music

Wipeout 64 - Monoluth Boy

The 'Computer' Joke (Clean):

Jim is on the computer, being bored. All of a sudden, his mother walks in.

Mother: Jim, you've been on that computer for three days straight! Are you going to finally shut it down for once?

Jim: Okay, mom. I'll shut down the computer.

Mother: Good.

Before Jim's mother can walk out of his room, Jim interrupts her.

Jim: BUT, after I shut down the computer, can I 'shut up' the computer?

The 'Roach' Joke (Mature):

Question: Do you know why cockroaches don't have sex like mammals do?

Answer: Because they're asexual!