Posted

Oct 5th 2004

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Ore wa.... BO~~RUDO~~~~!!!
Anyways... here is ME... shooting my HVoY's male self down with his data kekekekekekekeke!
He answers the questions :3

Name: Tsukei Han'ei
(I am no one's hone~~~y! So don't call me by my last name for the sake of annoying me!)
Age: Deniably 19
Sex: Still a virgin, thank... you.... Stop looking at me like that! <_< >_> I'm NOT fresh meat!
Rank: Chunnin
(I want the paperwork job more than teaching)
Top/bottom: Seme! ............ (actually he is more uke)
(Kei: NO! UKE DAMNIT!!! Even the SHOTAS could get A GO with YOU!!!)
(Tsukei: AM NOT and they CAN'T!!!)
(Kei: ARE TOO and they CAN!!! SOMEONE!!! PROVE HIM WRONG!!!)
(Tsukei: *fled from the scene*)
Weapon: fans + METAL high heel boots
Ability: Flirt + high flee rate
Skills: Specialized in Ninjutsu - wood element

Animal self: Swallow (bird)
Fav animal: Wolf
(Kei: And what does THAT tells usssss~~~)
(Tsukei: Shut up SHUT UP!!!)

Height: 5 feet 5 inches (with boots +2 inches)
Weight: 55kg
Build: slightly over petite, but not reaching average medium build. A bit of muscles + slim.
Hand: Right handed, delicate and soft (pianist) hands

Hair: Long sideburns (reddish brown), boy haircut back (brown black) - sideburns normally tied up
Eyes: Hazel (and wears small swirly reading glasses)
Skin: Slightly tan
Race: Asian
Moles: 2 on forehead and abdomen, 1 center below his left eye, on the right cheek, collarbone, 2 on both arms and left hand, 1 on the right and at the base of his spine, 3 on both legs.
(Kei: That's a LOT of information... *wiggles eyebrows*)
(Tsukei: Hm...? ... *the realised what he had just done* OoO)
(Kei: One big fresh meat coming right up!)
(Tsukei: No NO!!! *denies and flee*)

Fav drink: Herbal tea
Fav food: Sashimi and marinated eel
Fav flower: BLACK roses
Fav colour: (mostly)Black + red

Accesories: a couple of wooden bangles and silver ones. And many silver earrings (design). A set of chains around his waist, with real feathers attached to them.
Tatoo: on the back of his hand - a symbol of the HVoY, on his back is a pair of swallow wings (which is replaced whenever a pair of REAL swallow wings appear)
Scar: 1 small one on left knee.

Clothes: (mostly) silk and leather

Personality: I have dual personality. At times I could be such an elegant and sophisticated person (not that I am boasting here), at other times... I tend to have alot of energy to bug you continuously just to drive you up walls. I am a sarcastic person and yet, I am very sporting. And I do have massive mood swings. ... And aggressively fierce at times.

I am a BIG flirt... I flirt shamelessly for the fun of it. But when it comes down to sex... I'll just shove you down the pavement and walk away. (he admits he is inexperienced in these things hehe)
(Kei: I don't think you could do THAT to YaoiKage)
(Tsukei: Oh YEAH?!!)
(Kei: >_> See you in the hospital then, you big huge.... fresh meat!)
(Tsukei: O_O *stays far far away and notes not to flirt with the kage*)

I am a sloth! I like to laze around as when I like... and when given oppurtunity. (the more reason why he shouldn't be a teacher >_>

Similar characteristics: For better references... he is as lazy as Shikamaru (and worst; when he battles, he runs!) and half as cheeky as Naruto.

Kei's input: He is full of hot air and pose, not sure whether he is THAT good in bed or not... even if he never implied that he was good in that though.

Tsukei: You REALLY are trying to get me screwed, aren't you?

Kei: You deperately NEED to get LAID!!!

Tsukei: *looks skeptical* If I have a gun... you will be the first to go down.

Kei: All talk and no action!

Tsukei: *ignores her and walk to the other side of the SAFE room*

Kei: I KNEW IT!!!

Any other question... bombard him :3
Outline of him: Tsukei Linework