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fr0z3nf1r3: Alright Storytime childwen :3 Warning LOOOONG! - Jul 13th 2007, 4:45AM
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Well, Dillybar started talking all this blabber of my Donut girl outfit not being so sexy, so I got it out and put it on.. She got HarukoFan to be the judge. Haruko Decided that, of Course, it was creepy . I stated that Dillybar go put on an outfit and Haruko can compare us. So when We both stood side by side in our beautiful smelling girl uniforms. He Stated that it actually worked well with my outfit.
"What the hell?" A mysterious man in shadows spurted, leaning on a Stack of Shoe boxes "Matt, You really should go check out the women's shoe collection with that buddy." He said sarcastically. It took me a while to figure out that I was being insulted and that's what embarrassed me the most. What wondered me was who this tall figure was, So I told him to walk a little bit forward.
"Oh Hah! I'm in a shadow, Didn't realize that sorry." He joked. As he walked forward I noticed his tattered clothes and checkered vest. Ah.
It was Rtil.
Rtil was here because he got some useful information from an "unknown Source" about 6 story condo that had one abandoned room from a man who had deceased 9 years ago. The man was Fairly wealthy and still owns the condo for about 5 more years, years that he had purchased before his death. The Door to the room is locked with high bolts and will be impossible to break down without alerting any citizens.
"How do we get in then?" Questioned Dilly.
"I must meet up with the source of this info.. There we will be told our next move." Rtil explained. He Sounded like he trusted this person very much. I don't think this source is reliable, but he obviously does. Why would this person not just get this money on their own and continue on with their lives?
On our walk following Rtil, Ryan sounds better.
On our walk following Ryan, I kept going over scenarios in my head. Maybe The source needs extra help? Maybe He is a Member of the BWS, Or the RO ..O_O. I just couldn't think of anything logical, but Ryan really did trust Him.
We Stopped in a foggy alley with one Street light and poorly painted brick building.
"Well we are here a little early so maybe she isn't here yet." Rtil said.
"She?" We all said synchronized. Ryan didn't seem like one to hang out with girls for leisure.
THUD!
We jumped back as a Lady fell from a fog cloud and landed powerfully on a closed dumpster. She was thick and tough looking, even though she was wearing girly green short-shorts and tight yellow shirt. I have never seen her before, but her yellow shirt made me think she was a BWS member. Dillybar walked up to her and the lady rose her hand with her Stiped undershirt and put her hand right on dilly's forehead. Stunned, Dilly Stood Still and waited for something else to change the attention off of her. Dilly then started to Squint and laugh.
"IT TICKLES! Stop!" She spouted as she shook her head.
Then she saw a black figure drop between her eyes and on her nose, I had a better view and it scared the hell out of me. A Huge daddy Long Legs Spider Sat there.. perching on her nose. SHE SCREAMED AND YELLED AND JUMPED AROUND!
The Daddy Long Legs Fell off and hit the ground. She Was disgusted and Rose her Shoes and Started a downfall aimed right on the Helpless spider.
SMASH!
Dilly Flew threw the air, landing harshly on the ground. A foot was where Dillybar's head used to be.
" I probably should have warned them earlier about this." Ryan Pointed out Standing there with a dumbfounded look on his face. Dilly started to regain her footing and stood up, somewhat cross eyed and with a bloody nose.
"Everyone this is our source, Simona. And This.." Ryan bent down and picked up the spider, "Is her best friend George."
"Hi baby, I missed you." Simona Said as she Was given her "George" back. She Quickly Grabbed Ryan's head and Pulled him in for a kiss.
O_O gross...
Well you all Know now what this was all about. >.>
"So Simona Needs a place to stay and in return she said she would give us some wealth that she had knowledge on. I agreed, but I needed some support." Ryan Explained.
"Well I sure as hell don't Support her! ) Said Dilly angrily.. Looked like she has figured out where she was again.
"I Think she should be givin a gold medal for kickin you in the face! " I joked.
"Why are you wearing a girl's outfit? Creepy." Simona said, Holding her pal the Spider named George (Yeah.. And I'm weird. >.>.gif)
Well That statement turned Dillybar, Harukofan (Who was peacefully hiding this whole time >.> , Ryan, and Simona into a lil group..I refused to enter because I DON'T LOOK CREEPY IN THAT OUTFIT!
ANYWAY BACK TO THE MISSION! YOU MEANIE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS JUST SKIP TO HERE MMMKAY!!?!?
Well Apparently We can get to the roof and since the condo is on the 4th floor is shouldn't be to hard to get down form the roof and into the window.
We travel there in a group in which giggles and laughter from everyone and then they all glance at me for a few seconds and then do it again.. I'm Straggling of course 
We arrive to our destination.
AND THEN WE GO INSIDE AND GOT TO THE ROOF TOPS THROUGH TEH STAIRS! AND LOOL! Harukofan is afraid of heights so he goes back down and waits outside.(He doesn't Do much on this heist.)
We get on the edge and this mysterious woman pulls Some rope out of her butt and her hair and then ties it together and Locks it to the side of the roof. Allowing us to scale down and in the window..Wow... Years of rain through this window there is large amounts of mold around the area. Haruko watches from the ground.. loudly whispering at us to be careful and not fall when trying to get inside. Finally when Simona got in she led us toward the loot. Wow, A minimal security, no problem heist.. AND GOD DAMN HE WAS LOADED! Large suitcases full of cash, Hundreds of thousands of dollars... twenty and hundred dollar bills! Needless to say.. Dilly peed her pants. Ryan Didn't, because he's the tough guy >.> Me well.. My pupils dilated quite a few centimeters. We Started tossing out Large suitcases through the window.. Thinking Haruko was out there catching them. He was actually outside whistling as they fell down and Went "SPLAT!" when they collided with the Concrete, thank god they were Tough cases.
I started wandering around the room.. I didn't trust this girl still, mainly because I didn't like her.. I wanted to know how she knew of this place.. I was checking out the rooms and I opened a door to a dark smelly room.. I turned on the lights And Puked.. A Dead Man.. Hanging from the Ceiling was there.. Rotting.. Definitely Over a few years old... It was definitely the owner of this house.
SIMONA OBVIOUSLY KNEW ABOUT THIS DEAD BODY! I Walked into the Putrid room and Looked on the Nightstand next to the bed the man's feet dangle above. There Lay A Picture and large roll of rope.. Already cut on one side.... It was the same rope used to hang the man..
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Was..The.. Same ..Rope used BY SIMONA!
I grabbed Everything on the nightstand and Ran Off to Ryan, Worried he would be killed by this woman.
I rounded the corner and Tackled Him Yelling "Watch out!" and He fell to the ground dropping two suitcases that were meant to go out the window..
I looked really stupid as nothing was going on except staring and laughing. I Stood up and Said "You have no reason to laugh you murdering dog! I know you killed the Owner of this house!"
"WHAT!?" Said the three others on cue.
"I found the rope that You had on your body in the room over there where the man who owns this house is hanging from the Ceiling with the same exact rope!"
"Sigh* Matt, All Rope looks the same." Rtil said.
"He's right about a few things." Simona agreed. "That is the same rope that The man hung himself with."
She Grabbed the broken glass on the ground.. The Picture frame had broken on the tackle and the photo lay beneath the glass.
"The man is my father. That there is me, and my mother is the one holding my hand. We lived in a house on the north side of town, and my Dad had gotten into some bad gang buisiness and My mother was very upset about this and how it was putting me in danger as well. They got into a big arguement and my Dad shot my mother. I heard the shot from my bedroom as I grabbed my Barbie covers over my head and cried. He drove off in a scared and Confused state and Bought this condo and stored all his money here. He Left behind my door a Strand of rope and a note that said That he loved me and that he is sorry for what he did, it also said, Keep looking for my location and all your troubles should end. That was a lie, He thought that if I found all this hidden Gang money I should be happy again, but I was hoping the happiness was my father living a happy life and that I would find and join him. FINDING A DEAD FATHER AND MONEY IS NOT WHAT A HAPPY GIRL WANTS.." She Started Crying, and then held up and continued. "He also bought the room for 14 years, maybe he thought I would be stupid and take that long to track him down. When I found him dead, I laid the rope he left me on that nightstand next to a picture that he grabbed after shooting my mother and leaving. I guess looking at that picture and seeing me happy was not enough for him to keep living. Well I cut up the rope and used it as accessories and clothing, to remind me to never join a gang. That's why I'm willing to donate this money to you.. I don't want this Shit in my eyesight anymore. Your job is to help me find a clean place to stay.. I can't stand this smell anymore."
Well we finished the job.. And found her a place to stay.. Mystery was solved. Here's 746,054.01 $ to the BWS(I found a penny under the couch )
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Well, Dillybar started talking all this blabber of my Donut girl outfit not being so sexy, so I got it out and put it on.. She got HarukoFan to be the judge. Haruko Decided that, of Course, it was creepy . I stated that Dillybar go put on an outfit and Haruko can compare us. So when We both stood side by side in our beautiful smelling girl uniforms. He Stated that it actually worked well with my outfit.
"What the hell?" A mysterious man in shadows spurted, leaning on a Stack of Shoe boxes "Matt, You really should go check out the women's shoe collection with that buddy." He said sarcastically. It took me a while to figure out that I was being insulted and that's what embarrassed me the most. What wondered me was who this tall figure was, So I told him to walk a little bit forward.
"Oh Hah! I'm in a shadow, Didn't realize that sorry." He joked. As he walked forward I noticed his tattered clothes and checkered vest. Ah.
It was Rtil.
Rtil was here because he got some useful information from an "unknown Source" about 6 story condo that had one abandoned room from a man who had deceased 9 years ago. The man was Fairly wealthy and still owns the condo for about 5 more years, years that he had purchased before his death. The Door to the room is locked with high bolts and will be impossible to break down without alerting any citizens.
"How do we get in then?" Questioned Dilly.
"I must meet up with the source of this info.. There we will be told our next move." Rtil explained. He Sounded like he trusted this person very much. I don't think this source is reliable, but he obviously does. Why would this person not just get this money on their own and continue on with their lives?
On our walk following Rtil, Ryan sounds better.
On our walk following Ryan, I kept going over scenarios in my head. Maybe The source needs extra help? Maybe He is a Member of the BWS, Or the RO ..O_O. I just couldn't think of anything logical, but Ryan really did trust Him.
We Stopped in a foggy alley with one Street light and poorly painted brick building.
"Well we are here a little early so maybe she isn't here yet." Rtil said.
"She?" We all said synchronized. Ryan didn't seem like one to hang out with girls for leisure.
THUD!
We jumped back as a Lady fell from a fog cloud and landed powerfully on a closed dumpster. She was thick and tough looking, even though she was wearing girly green short-shorts and tight yellow shirt. I have never seen her before, but her yellow shirt made me think she was a BWS member. Dillybar walked up to her and the lady rose her hand with her Stiped undershirt and put her hand right on dilly's forehead. Stunned, Dilly Stood Still and waited for something else to change the attention off of her. Dilly then started to Squint and laugh.
"IT TICKLES! Stop!" She spouted as she shook her head.
Then she saw a black figure drop between her eyes and on her nose, I had a better view and it scared the hell out of me. A Huge daddy Long Legs Spider Sat there.. perching on her nose. SHE SCREAMED AND YELLED AND JUMPED AROUND!
The Daddy Long Legs Fell off and hit the ground. She Was disgusted and Rose her Shoes and Started a downfall aimed right on the Helpless spider.
SMASH!
Dilly Flew threw the air, landing harshly on the ground. A foot was where Dillybar's head used to be.
" I probably should have warned them earlier about this." Ryan Pointed out Standing there with a dumbfounded look on his face. Dilly started to regain her footing and stood up, somewhat cross eyed and with a bloody nose.
"Everyone this is our source, Simona. And This.." Ryan bent down and picked up the spider, "Is her best friend George."
"Hi baby, I missed you." Simona Said as she Was given her "George" back. She Quickly Grabbed Ryan's head and Pulled him in for a kiss.
O_O gross...
Well you all Know now what this was all about. >.>
"So Simona Needs a place to stay and in return she said she would give us some wealth that she had knowledge on. I agreed, but I needed some support." Ryan Explained.
"Well I sure as hell don't Support her! >:( ) Said Dilly angrily.. Looked like she has figured out where she was again.
"I Think she should be givin a gold medal for kickin you in the face! XD " I joked.
"Why are you wearing a girl's outfit? Creepy." Simona said, Holding her pal the Spider named George (Yeah.. And I'm weird. >.>)
Well That statement turned Dillybar, Harukofan (Who was peacefully hiding this whole time >.>) , Ryan, and Simona into a lil group..I refused to enter because I DON'T LOOK CREEPY IN THAT OUTFIT!
ANYWAY BACK TO THE MISSION! >:( YOU MEANIE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS JUST SKIP TO HERE MMMKAY!!?!?
Well Apparently We can get to the roof and since the condo is on the 4th floor is shouldn't be to hard to get down form the roof and into the window.
We travel there in a group in which giggles and laughter from everyone and then they all glance at me for a few seconds and then do it again.. I'm Straggling of course -_-
We arrive to our destination.
AND THEN WE GO INSIDE AND GOT TO THE ROOF TOPS THROUGH TEH STAIRS! AND LOOL! Harukofan is afraid of heights so he goes back down and waits outside.(He doesn't Do much on this heist.)
We get on the edge and this mysterious woman pulls Some rope out of her butt and her hair and then ties it together and Locks it to the side of the roof. Allowing us to scale down and in the window..Wow... Years of rain through this window there is large amounts of mold around the area. Haruko watches from the ground.. loudly whispering at us to be careful and not fall when trying to get inside. Finally when Simona got in she led us toward the loot. Wow, A minimal security, no problem heist.. AND GOD DAMN HE WAS LOADED! Large suitcases full of cash, Hundreds of thousands of dollars... twenty and hundred dollar bills! Needless to say.. Dilly peed her pants. Ryan Didn't, because he's the tough guy >.> Me well.. My pupils dilated quite a few centimeters. We Started tossing out Large suitcases through the window.. Thinking Haruko was out there catching them. He was actually outside whistling as they fell down and Went "SPLAT!" when they collided with the Concrete, thank god they were Tough cases.
I started wandering around the room.. I didn't trust this girl still, mainly because I didn't like her.. I wanted to know how she knew of this place.. I was checking out the rooms and I opened a door to a dark smelly room.. I turned on the lights And Puked.. A Dead Man.. Hanging from the Ceiling was there.. Rotting.. Definitely Over a few years old... It was definitely the owner of this house.
SIMONA OBVIOUSLY KNEW ABOUT THIS DEAD BODY! I Walked into the Putrid room and Looked on the Nightstand next to the bed the man's feet dangle above. There Lay A Picture and large roll of rope.. Already cut on one side.... It was the same rope used to hang the man..
And..
Was..The.. Same ..Rope used BY SIMONA!
I grabbed Everything on the nightstand and Ran Off to Ryan, Worried he would be killed by this woman.
I rounded the corner and Tackled Him Yelling "Watch out!" and He fell to the ground dropping two suitcases that were meant to go out the window..
I looked really stupid as nothing was going on except staring and laughing. I Stood up and Said "You have no reason to laugh you murdering dog! I know you killed the Owner of this house!"
"WHAT!?" Said the three others on cue.
"I found the rope that You had on your body in the room over there where the man who owns this house is hanging from the Ceiling with the same exact rope!"
"Sigh* Matt, All Rope looks the same." Rtil said.
"He's right about a few things." Simona agreed. "That is the same rope that The man hung himself with."
She Grabbed the broken glass on the ground.. The Picture frame had broken on the tackle and the photo lay beneath the glass.
"The man is my father. That there is me, and my mother is the one holding my hand. We lived in a house on the north side of town, and my Dad had gotten into some bad gang buisiness and My mother was very upset about this and how it was putting me in danger as well. They got into a big arguement and my Dad shot my mother. I heard the shot from my bedroom as I grabbed my Barbie covers over my head and cried. He drove off in a scared and Confused state and Bought this condo and stored all his money here. He Left behind my door a Strand of rope and a note that said That he loved me and that he is sorry for what he did, it also said, Keep looking for my location and all your troubles should end. That was a lie, He thought that if I found all this hidden Gang money I should be happy again, but I was hoping the happiness was my father living a happy life and that I would find and join him. FINDING A DEAD FATHER AND MONEY IS NOT WHAT A HAPPY GIRL WANTS.." She Started Crying, and then held up and continued. "He also bought the room for 14 years, maybe he thought I would be stupid and take that long to track him down. When I found him dead, I laid the rope he left me on that nightstand next to a picture that he grabbed after shooting my mother and leaving. I guess looking at that picture and seeing me happy was not enough for him to keep living. Well I cut up the rope and used it as accessories and clothing, to remind me to never join a gang. That's why I'm willing to donate this money to you.. I don't want this Shit in my eyesight anymore. Your job is to help me find a clean place to stay.. I can't stand this smell anymore."
Well we finished the job.. And found her a place to stay.. Mystery was solved. Here's 746,054.01 $ to the BWS(I found a penny under the couch ;) )
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clipnotdone - Jul 13th 2007, 5:17AM
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"FINDING A DEAD FATHER AND MONEY IS NOT WHAT A HAPPY GIRL WANTS"
how can you be so sure?
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"FINDING A DEAD FATHER AND MONEY IS NOT WHAT A HAPPY GIRL WANTS"
how can you be so sure?
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zhicago - Jul 13th 2007, 5:18AM
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HGahah, amazing.
I loved when Tie put George on Dilly's face. Hahahha. She would totally do that, too.
Thanks so much for this
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HGahah, amazing.
I loved when Tie put George on Dilly's face. Hahahha. She would totally do that, too.
Thanks so much for this <3
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fr0z3nf1r3 - Jul 13th 2007, 5:28AM
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quote: "FINDING A DEAD FATHER AND MONEY IS NOT WHAT A HAPPY GIRL WANTS"
how can you be so sure?
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Ask her not me
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[quote]"FINDING A DEAD FATHER AND MONEY IS NOT WHAT A HAPPY GIRL WANTS"
how can you be so sure?[/quote]
Ask her not me :P
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dillybar - Jul 13th 2007, 5:54AM
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*sighs* Let th' record show that I didn' wet mahself...
As fer th' spider... well, that was an accident. Had a bad 'sperience with th' lil' deamons when I was a kid back home. Long story, way t' borin' t' tell... Ahh
*wipes dried blood from her nose with wet towel*
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*sighs* Let th' record show that I didn' wet mahself...
As fer th' spider... well, that was an accident. Had a bad 'sperience with th' lil' deamons when I was a kid back home. Long story, way t' borin' t' tell... Ahh
*wipes dried blood from her nose with wet towel*
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zhicago - Jul 13th 2007, 8:21AM
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quote: *sighs* Let th' record show that I didn' wet mahself...
As fer th' spider... well, that was an accident. Had a bad 'sperience with th' lil' deamons when I was a kid back home. Long story, way t' borin' t' tell... Ahh
*wipes dried blood from her nose with wet towel*
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so i HEARD YOU MET GEORGE.
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[quote]*sighs* Let th' record show that I didn' wet mahself...
As fer th' spider... well, that was an accident. Had a bad 'sperience with th' lil' deamons when I was a kid back home. Long story, way t' borin' t' tell... Ahh
*wipes dried blood from her nose with wet towel*[/quote]
so i HEARD YOU MET GEORGE.
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dillybar - Jul 13th 2007, 5:03PM
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quote: so i HEARD YOU MET GEORGE.
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Yeah... an' ya can tell by Matt's lovely story that we didn' get good first impressions of each other...
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[quote]so i HEARD YOU MET GEORGE.[/quote]
Yeah... an' ya can tell by Matt's lovely story that we didn' get good first impressions of each other...
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harukofan: Mlecka lecka high mecka hidi hidi hooo - Jul 14th 2007, 5:11PM
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dead bodies!
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dead bodies!
[quote]dead bodies![/quote] quite
you had me judge the look.
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