If you're reading this post you'll need to format your hard drive, or you will die in seven days. This is true! Not a scam! Post this in at least 5 more places before formatting your hard drive, or all your friends will hate you forever and you'll win at the un-lottery (which makes you lose $1,000,000, or more accurately makes you win $-1,000,000.
^^^ That's all true, please do that or kittens will die and it will be your fault.
Suck. Do something about it.
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If you're reading this post you'll need to format your hard drive, or you will die in seven days. This is true! Not a scam! Post this in at least 5 more places before formatting your hard drive, or all your friends will hate you forever and you'll win at the un-lottery (which makes you lose $1,000,000, or more accurately makes you win $-1,000,000.
^^^ That's all true, please do that or kittens will die and it will be your fault.