Seriously. Say that the dead rise and a zombie outbreak occurs. How much decomposed ass would you kick? Are you in shape? Can you fight well? I say that I could do some damage to any undead prick that trys to have my nads for breakfast.

Gotta say, I don't think I'd do half bad. I own a 12-gauge pump action, 10-gauge double-barrel, semi-auto .22, and a Chinese paratrooper edition, semi-auto SKS assault rifle and I'm very effective with all of them. Plus, whenever I enter a room I look around and locate all weapons that would be effective against a zombie infestation (or Communist assault, or alien invasion). All in all, I'd be pretty kick ass.

Good question, well not much i like to keep it on the low and just try to survive on the low, only re-kill if it is needed, i dont realy think its a good idea to get alot of zombies wield out. but as weapons go i have my good trusty knife (for survival only) and... well thats it :D!

i have a brutal imagination but when it comes to it im a wimp...not to mention i lOvE zombies...they're friends not enemies...so i would hug one and it would probably bite my brains...(which i don't use too much lately...)

Probably not an awful lot, I'm a total sissy. I'd just find somewhere high-up to hide D: I mean, if I'm at the top of some huge building with lots of stairs, I'd be pretty safe. Zombies aren't very good with stairs.

hell yeah.1st i have over a thousend rounds of 7.62*54 non corrading ronds for iether of my mosin nagant sniper rifle or carbin.2nd im a fair shot and could pick of a zombie from several hundreds yards away after a shot or two 3rd i think i could determine which limb would be best to shoot at(if of course the head isnt availible.and last im the awesome overwaight guy whom dies last 'couse of how cool he is