what is this place? why do you claim to be the almighty? why can i post threads if i'm not a member? what is a harem? D:?

In order: This is The Harem. I am Almighty, so I can claim to be. I don't care if non-members post threads. It amuses me. har-em (n) 1. The wives, concubines, female relatives, and servants occupying such a place. 2. A group of women sexual partners for one man. It's basicly my followers. :) It's a joke, if you didn't get it. If you want to join, I do hold some contests and the like. However, I might also ask you to do favors for me. :) So it's your chance in joining. I see you've already joined. I shall put you into the Level 1s for now.