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Xiao Feng Fury: Lame Joke thread - Mar 7th 2009, 6:27AM
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Insert your lamest jokes. REMEMBER! Keep 'em lame!
Q: What do you feed a teddy bear?
A: Nothing. He's already stuffed.
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Insert your lamest jokes. REMEMBER! Keep 'em lame!
Q: What do you feed a teddy bear?
A: Nothing. He's already stuffed.
XB
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McBob - Mar 7th 2009, 6:29AM
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So a baby seal walks into a club...
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So a baby seal walks into a club...
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Xiao Feng Fury - Mar 7th 2009, 8:32AM
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Q: what did the farmer say after the cow gave birth to her calf?
A: "she got decaffeinated".
¯\(o_º)/¯
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Q: what did the farmer say after the cow gave birth to her calf?
A: "she got decaffeinated".
¯\(o_º)/¯
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ARefrigerator - Mar 7th 2009, 9:47AM
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quote:
So a baby seal walks into a club...
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So a plane flys into a building...
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[quote]So a baby seal walks into a club...[/quote]
So a plane flys into a building...
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The Zero Shift - Mar 7th 2009, 5:40PM
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Two hats where on a hat rack, one had said to the other "You stay hear I will go on ahead"
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Two hats where on a hat rack, one had said to the other "You stay hear I will go on ahead"
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Xiao Feng Fury - Mar 8th 2009, 3:23AM
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Q: Why didn't the guy like the stinky joke?
A: Because it smelled.
*falls backwards*
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Q: Why didn't the guy like the stinky joke?
A: Because it smelled.
*falls backwards*
two blokes walked in to a bar....
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jrOc - Mar 9th 2009, 1:39PM
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Two guys walk into a bar, they get some drinks and they leave.
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Two guys walk into a bar, they get some drinks and they leave.
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Xiao Feng Fury - Mar 9th 2009, 6:44PM
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quote:
Two guys walk into a bar, they get some drinks and they leave.
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....LOL.
I have to add this in-
Q: what do you call a stupid skeleton?
A: a bone head.
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[quote]Two guys walk into a bar, they get some drinks and they leave.[/quote]
....LOL.
I have to add this in-
Q: what do you call a stupid skeleton?
A: a bone head.
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Terrin - Mar 10th 2009, 7:44AM
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Q: What do you call a porcupine with no quills?
A: Pointless.
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Q: What do you call a porcupine with no quills?
A: Pointless.
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zEEmORt - Mar 10th 2009, 4:50PM
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An englishman, irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar, and a wacky scene unfolds with numbing inevitability.
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An englishman, irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar, and a wacky scene unfolds with numbing inevitability.
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Xiao Feng Fury - Mar 11th 2009, 12:48AM
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Q: why was the linebacker chasing the quarter back?
A: He wanted his quarter back
Football lame joke... : X
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Q: why was the linebacker chasing the quarter back?
A: He wanted his quarter back
Football lame joke... : X
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Xiao Feng Fury - Mar 11th 2009, 12:57AM
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Got these from a site:
Q: What did the digital watch say to his mom?
A: "Look mom no hands."
Q: How do you organize a spacey party?
A: You planet.
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Got these from a site:
Q: What did the digital watch say to his mom?
A: "Look mom no hands."
Q: How do you organize a spacey party?
A: You planet.
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Xiao Feng Fury - Mar 11th 2009, 4:44AM
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More lameness-
Q: Where can you find a gang of werewolves?
A: At a WEREhouse.
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More lameness-
Q: Where can you find a gang of werewolves?
A: At a WEREhouse.
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Ippiki Ookami - Mar 12th 2009, 1:22AM
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~Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Q:What do you call a sleeping cow?
A:A bulldozer.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7
A: Because 7 8 9! (xD)
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~Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Q:What do you call a sleeping cow?
A:A bulldozer.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7
A: Because 7 8 9! (xD)
Q: What type of printer can you sleep on?
A: a flatbed
A man walked into a bar and said, "Ow!"
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NitroFlash - Mar 18th 2009, 9:45PM
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Q: What kind of animal doesn't like loops?
A: Antiloop.
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Q: What kind of animal doesn't like loops?
A: Antiloop.
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The Empty Forest - Mar 24th 2009, 2:37PM
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Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
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Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
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Pagan - Mar 28th 2009, 5:37AM
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my dad died in africa he fell out of the helicopter while he was shooting at african families.
Jesus, Abraham, and Muhammad walk into a bar.... and than some guy walks in and blows up the place.
My great-grandfather died in auschwitz, he fell of the gaurd tower!
My uncle killed himself, he took the twin towers with him.
My Brother brought a gun to school he went to colombine...
My cousin killed ppl, his name is Charels Mansen.
Me and a freind walked into a bar, short story it burned down and we walked away about 50 bottles of vodka richer.
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my dad died in africa he fell out of the helicopter while he was shooting at african families.
Jesus, Abraham, and Muhammad walk into a bar.... and than some guy walks in and blows up the place.
My great-grandfather died in auschwitz, he fell of the gaurd tower!
My uncle killed himself, he took the twin towers with him.
My Brother brought a gun to school he went to colombine...
My cousin killed ppl, his name is Charels Mansen.
Me and a freind walked into a bar, short story it burned down and we walked away about 50 bottles of vodka richer.
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