karnes legacy: part 2

by karne joe shrimp

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karnes legacy: part 2

dark volt sighed as he walked out onto the training ground with his 2 new apprentinces, Karne and Azaran.
dark volt: well, if you 2 are going to be working under me, i might as well know what you can do. what skills do you 2 have?


Azaran: i can fricken explode peoples heads, FROM THE INSIDE, BY JUST WINKING AT THEM.

dark volt: very well, demonstrate on this duck.

*dark volt throws out a random duck*


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dark volt: ok, i think i'll enjoy working with you.

*arazan smirks*

dark volt: and now...., ok karne, what skills do you posses?


karne: welllllllllll....letsa see....i can dress myself....thats 1.....i can go to the bathroom, thats 2. i can....

dark volt: >=U look, just stop fucking [size=20]talking[/size], ok?


karne:....


Dark volt: good. well now, i'm gonna train you for combat. since you have annoyed me so much, i'm gonna come at you with all ive got.
KARNE, GET READY!

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Nov 23rd 2006
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and the second part of the swordfish's worst ever warrior's tale commences now.
just after being assigned to dark volt as an apprentice, karne is queeried about what he might acctually have that poses as of any benifit to the swordfish legion.

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Keoki Isazo Says:

My talent: An odd obsession with weaponry and how to use it
Lol. You plan on writing more of these?

PrincessAurora Says:

Hah. Karne sure is an odd one.