swordfish: karne begins his legacy

swordfish: karne begins his legacy

"Congratulations Karne!" :) said Princess Aurora.
"Your life as a swordfish novice ends today" she declared. "....well it ends as soon as you tell me why your not wearing any pants."

karne replied:"it's casual wednesday."

Ora: 1st of all,there is no such thing as casual wednesday, it's casual FRIDAY2nd of all, we dont celebrate casual friday anyway.


karne: "you mean we don't have to wear pants at all?
wow. and all this time i was."

Ora: "no, i mean you must wear pants, it's part of our uniform. "

ora was getting quite frustrated with karne's stupidity and......uhhh.....just plain stupid nature.


Ora(yet again):"look, just come with me. ok, so as an apprentice, you can choose who you wish to train underneath. your choices are either:Me, yanno,or darkvolt.
i request you don't pick me.....for obvious reason."


karne: "....*gives ora a blank look*....are you attracted to me?"

[size=24]*SLAP!*[/size]


karne: "i guess not. so....were are yanno and dark volt then?"


ora:"just through this door, in the planing room."


karne:"we have a planing room?"


ora: "why yes."

karne: "what for?"


ora: " look, just shutup and follow me."


and so, the idiot and followed ora through the door, to find dark volt was unaware that an inner demon was behind him.


"OMG! OMG! OMG! INNER DEMON! CLERIC SKILLS TO THE MAX!!!!"
yelled karne, pulling out his cross and big-ass hammer.


karne charged at yanno, unbeknown to him that yano was infact his commander.
and with that, karne found his charge coming to a stop a few steps before yanno, as dark volt's blade was at his throat.

karne: "is there somthing i'm not getting?"

darkvolt: "oh, why no, just you FRICKEN CHARGED YOUR OWN COMMANDER AND CHALENGED HIM TO COMBAT"


karne: ".....oh, so THAT's yanno. hey, commander, if your an inner demon, how have you stayed in hiding all these years?"

yanno: i'm an inner demon, we exsist within the body of humans to conceal ourselves from the public eye. i have been hiding in the 1 you know of as fonzu."


karne: "fonzu? MORE LIKE FONNZIE! you know what i mean? EHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"


ora:"commander, he recently ascended from the rank of novice, and he needs someone to train under. and I AM SURE AS HELL NOT GOING TO BE THAT PERSON"

yanno: well then.....i'm not either. dark volt, your stuck with the idiot.

dark volt:



and that is the tale of how dark volt came under the chance to be in direct command of the worst possible soilder in history ever.