The Yaoi Song

The Yaoi Song

I whispered in your ear, and
Took you off to bed.
You should have said, "I love you,"
But what you said instead
Was ,"I really wonder what would happen
If Goku and Jet Black
Were on the Planet Hot Springs
And together they did mack?"

Now I took you by the hand, and
I looked you in the eye
"If there's a thing a man should have,
It shouldn't be guy on guy!"
You smiled with a wink,
And opened up your mouth, "
Just open up a book of Fake,
And you'll know what it's all about."

Why oh why O fangirls,
D'ya have to enjoy Yaoi?
There's a Vash the Stampede around,
But he's locked inside of me.
Now you can keep your Yuri,
And you can keep your pong,
But putting Yusuke and Hiro inside a room,
You know that shit is wrong.

So I got kicked out of the room,
And I went down the street,
It was a hundred-twelve degrees,
But I found the source of heat.
I went to the theatre,
My mouth dropped - Goku and now Mr. Black
Were on the Planet Hot Springs,
And together they did mack!

I called a cry of protest,
But the audience, they just groaned.
"If you didn't want to see this,
You should have left us alone!"
I screamed, "They can't be together,
Take them far apart!"
But I guess that Onion Knigts from Venus,
And Spike Spiegel is from Mars.

Why oh why O fangirls,
D'ya have to enjoy Yaoi?
There's a Vash the Stampede around,
But he's locked inside of me.
Now you can keep your Yuri,
And you can keep your pong,
But putting Yusuke and Hiro inside a room,
You know that shit is wrong.

So I'm living in a world
Where girls like guy on guy
So, we want the girls alone,
Where are we to thrive?
I just want a fangirl to
Treasure and call my own,
(Even though I'll check on Goku
And Jet Black on the Internet back home!)