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A Week In The Life Of Mr. Schitt
It was a steamy Tuesday morning. Mr. Schitt woke up early because his dog gave him a Cleveland Steamer while he was sleeping, and he had to clean up. Suddenly his eyes caught sight of something outside his window. He whipped it out and headed towards the window. He was cautious, because he didn't want to get shit on again. Suddenly an albino broke through the window, shit in his mouth, and screamed like a 12 year old girl! In midst of the chaos, Mr. Schitt fell on the window, cut his neck, fell back into his mirror, cut his wrists, and fell onto the shower curtain, choked himself, and then fell out of the window. Then he died of gonnerhea.
OMG Mr. Schitt is dead, so the stories be over! :(
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