Dealing with Yahoo! Bots 101

Dealing with Yahoo! Bots 101

Dealing with Bots 101

So, you would like to know how to deal with bots on Yahoo Messenger, but don'tknow where to start? Hmm?

Well, first off, do know what a bot is?

You don't? Well, looks like you came to the right place. Firstoff, what exactly is a bot? Well, a bot is [Techno mumbo jumbo.]

And you're curious about what these bots do? Well, there are many types of bots. But the bots we'll be dealing with today are the porn bots. Porn bots were designed to annoy the ever living feces out of you. In today's lesson, we'll show you how to deal with these bots.

Lesson #1a: Ignore the bot.

Simple enough, no? But, if you want to have fun with the bot, follow the alternative step:

Lesson #1b: Letting the bot acknowledge your existance.

In order to establish humor in the existence of a bot, please look at this excerpt from a recent chat:

nthdimensionalovhor: hi... anyone therre?
Ken Hardy: No.

Notice that I established acknowledgement of the bots existence.

nthdimensionalovhor: oh your there hi....
Ken Hardy: No.

Once again, I have communicated with the bot. Let's move on to the next lesson:

Lesson #2: Information sharing.

Exchange information with the bot, just to let them know who you are and other such things.

nthdimensionalovhor: a/s/l (age sex location)?
Ken Hardy: No.
nthdimensionalovhor: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might liike to chat.
Ken Hardy: No.

Excellent. Onto the next lesson.

Lesson #3: Discuss daily activities.

Discuss the current activities with the bot, in order to establish a better connection between the two.

nthdimensionalovhor: so wwhat have you been up to [Username withheld]?
Ken Hardy: No.
nthdimensionalovhor: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (**blushes)
Ken Hardy: No.

Notice 'she' used an action. That is normal of bots. Which they try to persuade you into knowing there's a hot girl on the other side, but in reality, no hot girl sits at the computer all day and chats. Next lesson.

Lesson #4: Finishing your conversation.

When finishing your conversation with the bot, please be polite and courteous.

nthdimensionalovhor: feeel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
Ken Hardy: No.
nthdimensionalovhor: oh well your loss. why dont you open up my profile andd see what you missed out on. theres a link there to my homepage where i have some real nice pics to leave with.
Ken Hardy: No.

Exactly. Thank you for your time.

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