The List 1-50

The List 1-50

1. Wax the ceiling
2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dads NEW car
3. Drop a cat from a high place and see if it lands on all 4's
4. Repeat the above until failure
5. Rearrange political campaign signs
6. Sharpen your teeth
7. Play Houdini with one of your siblings
8. Braid your dog/cats hair
9. Clean/pollish your belly button
10. Water your dog and se if (s)he grows
11. Wash a tree
12. Genuflect
13. Knight youself/friends
14. Found the "School Of Modern Channel Flipping"
15. Flrit with a tree
16. Scare Stephen King
17. Give you cat/dog a mowhawk
18. Purr
19. Mow your carpet
20. Rake your carpet
21. Whine
22. Play records backwords
23. Re-elect Presidet Nixon
24. Dress like your favorite heavy metle group and suprise your grandmother
25. Listen to a painting (watch music)
26. Play with matches in traffic
27. Buff your cat
28. Raise a professional racing fruit
29. Paint you home orange
30. Dial-a-prayer and argue
31. Read simple scrips in Greek
32. Learn Greek
33. Change your mind
34. Change it back
35. Watch the dun through a telescope
36. Subscribe our president to Playboy
37. Recite romantic poetry o your toaster
38. Paint your windows
39. Flash your goldfish
40. Paint
41. Smile
42. Paint a smile
43. Shoot a fire hydrant
44. Appoligize to it
45. See if you can build a neuclear bomb shlfter in your basement
46. Rotate your garden daily
47. Plant a shoe
48. Write letters to the polical offenders thanking them
49. Sweat
50. Sweat more