Adam and Eve... sorta

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Oct 6th 2006
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This is a paper that I wrote for English, which is basically rewriting the story of Adam and Eve. I was contemplating screwing the paper alltogether, when I got inspired when I watched the recent episode of South Park. So here the story is, and my teacher, Bryan's, take on it.

Btw, it's supposed to be in E Prime, that's why some words are circled.

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Noburu Says:

Probably the greatest story I've ever read. Ever.

sanguinaryfox324 Says:

As I've said before, this is probably the best rendition of anything outta the Bible I'll ever see. Pwnage.

Minstrel Ayreon Says:

Oh, man...wow. Even as a Christian I get a kick out of this! (And apparently I'm not the only one with the idea of writing Adam and Eve having a domestic violence incident...my theory being Cain learned his behavior from somewhere...)