SHUT UP SAM

Attention world, if you let me borrow your DVDs and then move away, please do not pester me every chance you get for me to send them back, or I will hate you with a burning passion brighter than that of ten thousand blazing suns. Originally I was going to hold his DVDs for ransom because he deserved it, but he's bugged so much that a sarcastic note will spare me more of the annoyance that he will surely dish out.
P.S. Amanda is still hot. It blows my mind