99 Dead Babboons

99 Dead Babboons

You and I in a little pet shop
Buy a barrel of monkeys with the money we got
They guy said to feed them evrey day at dawn
Or one by one, they%u2019ll go gone
Well we forgot to do just that
Well in%u2019 that
a load a crap?
So I%u2019m sitting here in my living room
With 99 dead babboons...

99 DEAD BABBONS
STINKING
UP
MY
LIVING
ROOM

It smells so bad, it really hurts
It%u2019s almost as bad, as eating dirt
Oh my God I%u2019m gonna DIE
My house looks like
A freekin%u2019 stie
Get some AXE
Pass a gas mask
AS 99 DEAD BABBONS DIE!

99 different spray cans
99 I used to have
Hurry, hurry, I%u2019m outta here
Call the extirminator in a hurry!
This is what our work was for
Thsi is it, come on lets go
The president is on the line
As 99 dead baboond go bye!

99 zoo%u2019s I%u2019ve been to
Evrey one, a dead baboon
It%u2019s all over, I%u2019m looking %u2018round
In the mess that was my house
If there was just one thing here
Just to prove, life was here
Oh hey look, a dead baboon
I stare a bit, and let it go