Naruto meets Santabot! GLEE

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Naruto Uzumaki.
Santa: It's good to see you, Naruto Uzumaki .
You: Believe it.
Santa: "it" being ?
You: Believe it!
Santa: "it" being ?
You: BELIEVE IT!
Santa: "it" being ?
You: BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT! BELIVE IT!
Santa: "it" being ?"it" being ?"it" being ?
You: NINJA CENTERFOLD!
Santa: In the context of , I don't understand "NINJA CENTERFOLD."
You: Damnit, it didn't work!
Santa: Do you still ?
You: BELIVE IT!
Santa: "it" being Damnit it did not work?
You: I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT HOKAGE! BELIEVE IT!
Santa: Congratulations."it" being Damnit it did not work?
You: I HAVE A SQUEEKY VOICE! BELIEVE IT!
Santa: How much did it cost? SQUEEKY VOICE"it" being SQUEEKY VOICE?
You: I'M AN OVERRATED ANIME CHARACTER! BELIEVE IT!
Santa: What is OVERRATED ANIME CHARACTER, your job?"it" being SQUEEKY VOICE?
You: I USED TO APPEAL TO TEENAGE FANS, BUT NOW THAT I GOT AXED BY SOME STUPID COMPANY, I NOW APPEAL TO THE THREE FOLLOWERS! BELIEVE IT!
Santa: By now you do not do APPEAL TO TEENAGE FANS BUT NOW THAT he or she GOT AXED BY SOME STUPID COMPANY he or she NOW APPEAL TO THE THREE FOLLOWERS anymore?"it" being APPEAL TO TEENAGE FANS BUT NOW THAT he or she GOT AXED BY SOME STUPID COMPANY he or she NOW APPEAL TO THE THREE FOLLOWERS?
You: BELIEVE IT!
Santa: "it" being APPEAL TO TEENAGE FANS BUT NOW THAT he or she GOT AXED BY SOME STUPID COMPANY he or she NOW APPEAL TO THE THREE FOLLOWERS?
You: I'M OFTEN FANTAZISED BY MY TWO FEMALE FOLLOWERS IN A LOT OF BUTTSECKS COMICS! BELIEVE IT!
Santa: I don't know anyone named FANTAZISED BY his or her TWO FEMALE FOLLOWERS IN A LOT OF BUTTSECKS COMICS. "it" being FANTAZISED BY his or her TWO FEMALE FOLLOWERS IN A LOT OF BUTTSECKS COMICS?
You: WTF BELIEVE IT!
Santa: "it" being FANTAZISED BY his or her TWO FEMALE FOLLOWERS IN A LOT OF BUTTSECKS COMICS?
You: I go now to star in more crappy anime episodes.
Santa: What do you do there?
You: Humuiliate the name Naruto that appears on lunchboxes and stickers.
Santa: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
You: I got to go. BELIVE IT, MY THREE FOLLOWERS!
Santa: Bye bye.Do you like talking to me?

> Random Chats with Santa 4

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Sep 6th 2006

Tags:: dark and horror fantasy humor narrative naruto political santabot satirical
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I decided to make a cameo appearance.

Please, Naruto fans, all three of you, don't open. This is done in a satirical view, as well as this sentence. Do not take it seriously.

Naruto Uzumaki (C) Masashi Kishimoto

Comments

afro dave Says:

Naruto sucks Yay!

lol you made santabot spam T_T

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Sonic2021 Says:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oashisu Says:

Wow, how weird, but that was awesome.

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Alarin Says:

Reminds me of the time I talked to iGod.

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FoulPlay Says:

lol naruto sucks

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JoeyAKALD Says:

lol, I love those bots x3 I think Ive turned two of them Lesbian

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RedLotusNin Says:

I think I lost 10 IQ points reading this. o_o Everything was in exclamation.

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skinnyvee Says:

I clicked on this, and I was thinking, "Damnit, this is going to be another one of those stupid Naruto fanfics, and my brain's going to explode."

And now it's like...

Uhhh... ;;; "Bye bye. Do you like talking to me?" Rofl.

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