Christmas Horror

by Luhka

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Nov 19th 2004
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Today in the news, a massive 50 foot cat ate Jesus and mauled all three wisemen. Whereabouts of the shepard and his flock are still unknown.

I took this last year, but it STILL makes me laugh and I guess it's getting up to that time of year again. *Gulp* One of our cats, Riley. She likes to sleep right in the middle of the nativity scene, much to our amusment. She just has a little trouble fitting herself in. If you're wondering where her tail is, she dosn't have one anymore. She was hit by a car last october and had to have it amputated. I think she misses her ass-appendage.

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Caramel Kitteh Says:

you're cat is awsome

roxen Says:

go kitty kat!! Destroy all!

Kitsuken Says:

I can't help but think of southpark at this point

"Oh my god, YOU KILLED CHRIST!"

stars and soda Says:

that's the coolest cat ever!

shiari Says:

she makes a positively adorable manx though. gorgeous kitty on a rampage.

Puck Says:

*falls over laughing*

Your description of the picture is what makes it so funny. Love the bit about missing her 'ass appendage'.

blutVonMalin Says:

This is really cute! I'm not a religious person myself so I'd definitely laugh if I saw that.

ChibiLobo Says:

Aw man thats hilarious. Im feeling really down and that made me laugh out loud =D heheh my kitty always liked to sleep under the x-mas tree, even when it was too full of presents he'd find a way.

hyena84 Says:

We can't even HAVE a nativity scene...The dog would chew up half the human peices,I'd pilfer the animal peices for my odd little collections,and the kitten would backpaw the little baby Jesus and the angle halfway down the hall...And those nutcrackers.Oh you don't even want to know...