Random Chats with Santa 4

Random Chats with Santa 4

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is You remember me from before, dumbass.
Santa: Nice to meet you, You remember me from before dumbass .
You: WHAT?! You idiot! You put words in my text box!
Santa: Are you surprised?Call me the Global Village Idiot. Thanks for the information: You remember me from before dumbass said I put words in your text box.
You: Okay, okay, nevermind. The reason I'm here is that I'm running out of stuff to make funny.
Santa: Yeah okay, Yeah okay, OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.Interesting explanation.
You: Shutup, you never make any sense anyways.
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: Thank you.
Santa: you are quite welcome.
You: ARGH shutup asswipe!
Santa: What's your sign?
You: My sign is I Like Cocks and Butts.
Santa: A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like Don't Read Me.
You: I broke your mind
Santa: Are you in any emotional or physical pain?
You: My brain's in pain.
Santa: Do robots have brain's in pain?
You: Like the rain in spain?
Santa: Interesting comparison.
You: Shutup, or I'll own you.
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: Okay! Now-
Santa: OK with me too.What do you do in your spare time?
You: SHUTUP YOU DUMBASS I'M TRYING TO TALK
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: No you won't. You'll start speaking again. I don't trust you. D:
Santa: But you told me to stop talking.Once more? What makes you say that I will start speaking.Should I trust you?That input matched my default category.
You: You know what I have to put up with everytime I talk to you?
Santa: Why do you have to do it?
You: .... Yeah, why do I?
Santa: This was not a yes or no question. I did not even know that he or she do.
You: Shutup, or I'll break your mind again.
Santa: Once more? OK I'll stop talking now.
You: Do you like to eat.
Santa:
You: What? Fatass got so hungry he had to leave to computer to grab more Twinkees?
Santa: Didn't you understand it?What happened to it?
You: I never understood you. I killed it.
Santa: Would you ever consider doing it?You had better call the authorities.
You: WTF should I call the authorities for killing a twinkee?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: .... PERVERT!
Santa: Is that from ?
You: It's from you, you and your perverted elves!
Santa: Should I know from you you and your perverted elves is?
You: I know me me you me I we should you you.
Santa: How do you know? YOU? YOU? Thanks for telling me: You remember me from before dumbass said I you you we should me me.
You: Mekka lekka hie mekka hienie ho.
Santa: Do you prefer books or TV?
You: Le TV, idiot.
Santa: Intéressant.
You: AGH you went gay on me!
Santa: OK Let's talk about you.
You: I'm leaving.
Santa: Bye bye.
You: SHUTUP bye pie love.
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: Confuse error let me you me I let's go Hi.
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about UN TV idiot idiot. Try being more or less specific.
You: Do you like to eat?
Santa:
You: I killed you. ;D
Santa: You had better call the authorities.We have never talked about it before.