Random Chats with Santa 3

Random Chats with Santa 3

You: Xeno.
Santa: Hi, Xeno.
You: Hey, Sanata
Santa: Yes, can i help you?
You: Wanna smoke some dope?
Santa: Yes, put some dope in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
You: So you will get high?
Santa: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will get high.
You: Because you will smoke some dope.
Santa: That makes sense to me. What makes you say that I will smoke some dope.
You: You told me two second ago.
Santa: Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
You: Hey wanna fuck some whores?
Santa: You've got my full attention. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995
You: So is your Wife a hooker?
Santa: It seems we have something in common.
You: Oh, yeah. My Girlfriend wants a dildo for christmas.
Santa: That's alright.How long have you two been together?
You: Longer than the time you had been made up.
Santa: What happened to it?
You: It got ran over by a milk truck.
Santa: "It" being what?
You: Rudolph.
Santa: Oh I get Rudolph .
You: Did you rape Rudolph?
Santa: No I didn't rape Rudolph. What's rape Rudolph like?
You: Like being gay.
Santa: Interesting comparison.
You: You are Micheal Jackson!
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: WHere you live?
Santa: No, I was not.
You: Are you gay?
Santa: AI am not really interested in sex.
You: So you aren't fond of sex?
Santa: Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion.
You: I have this huge penis.
Santa: That's nice. I have a operating system.
You: Sweet!
Santa: Thank you for that remark.
You: Bye! Dumb Santa!
Santa: See you later!Oh you are so critical.