Texas bumper sticker

I am completely stumped as to where to put this.

I was born in Texas and have lived here in the suburbs of Dallas my entire life except for several months in Toronto and a few weeks in California. My mother was born here also but preferred California. My father is from New Mexico. I wound up being born and raised here because, quite simply, they were both looking for work.

I'm a Texan, but you can't make me like it, and you sure as Hell can't make me conform to the usual "standards" of human compassion and decency I see perpetuated around here.