Bob, the hatchet-weilding penguin

OMG!!!!!!!1one! It's a penguin! WITH A HATCHET!!!

Ok, now that that's out of the system.

This is Bob, the penguin. I shall tell you the story of Bob, the penguin. Bob was your typical, normal penguin. He lived in a loving environment with his parents, Mommy penguin, and Daddy penguin. He loved them with all of his little penguin heart, and his life revolved around his family, and the occasional fish. Well, one day, Bob went to catch fish for his family, when evil, Eskimo hunters came and killed the penguins. When Bob returned, he didn't find his beloved family, or happy environment. All he found was a bloody hatchet. He cried and cried for days on end. He decided to stop crying, and that there was only one solution to his misery; revenge. So, he grabbed the hatched and went to hunt down the human-Eskimo village. He killed every human for every penguin. But still, he wasn't satisfied. So now, to this day, he roams among the bitter cold ice-lands, of wherever penguins reside, and kills every human he sees, Eskimo or not.

There is a moral to this story: when hunting animals, don't forget your sharp and dangerous weapons, for all that bad karma WILL come back to bite you in the butt.