Do Not Trust the Muffin Man

by Terralventhe

in Completed Works

Do Not Trust the Muffin Man

Would you like to taste this cake?
It did not take too long to bake
Now little boy, no need to shake
How could you know the tales were fake?

Open wide now, there we go
Get it all down, nice and slow
Feel your heart wrench to and fro
We'll stay here and watch the show

What's that you say, poisoned you?
Silly child, silly thing to do
The reason your face is going blue
You ate too fast, and didn't chew

..I'm sure everyone will believe that too..
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Mature Aug 5th 2006
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general humor wtf
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Sephi Kitsune Says:

Score one for unnatural selection!

Streea Barra Says:

. . .

Creepy. Very creepy.

You need to do more things like this and warp all the children stories!

meech Says:

It reminds me of those stories about family members poisoning their nieces or nephews or whatever on hallowe'en

Kabikku Says:

That is unnaturally disturbing...but very good!
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