The Origins of Snipe and Swift

Swift was born in the late 1970s to a young whitetail doe through an interspecies affair with a large purple Akita. Why purple? Who fucking cares.
After she moved from her mothers den, the large purple critter headed to the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, and has scarcely been seen since.

Snipe was born to the same small whitetail doe and a large wolf-like creature sometime in the mid 1980s. His mother was hit by a car and killed about 2 weeks after the disappearance of his father at the age of 13.4 years.
He lived with a herd of red deer in the Canadian mountains for a few years before migrating south to Mexico.
He has since been spotted from time to time by Mexican farmers late at night while searching for food. He is a methodical killer, and has been referred to as el chupacabra, and goatsucker by many of the fearful farmers.


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