Convo with me and link. I dare someone to make this a comic.
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Hey link
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Your a ass hole
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
No
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
k. I am.
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
I don't mind.
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
You make fun of people
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Neitehr should you.
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
yet when they make fun of you
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Oh? I make fun of people eh?
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
you block them
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
I certainly insult your sister LOTS.
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Learn your fucking facts first before whining to me Lucky
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Who said I was whining?
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
I was just makeing a statement to the press
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
You're always bitching/whining to me about something I did
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
not true
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
....The press?
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
yes the press
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
there in on this too
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
So, the press of...Canada or the USA is in on my assholery?
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Or just the guys at Sheezyart/Furryart
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Afetr you post the chatlogs
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
nah
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
it's the New Zeland press
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
New Zeland. Shit. ALL of my family and friends live there
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Sorry to tell ya
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Everyone will know how much of a jerk I am. Whatever will I do.
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Your like Tom Cruise to themn
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
them*
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Where is New Zeland even located
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
They know what you even eat for lunch
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
The Tom Cruise fad died off BTW.
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
then what'd I have today
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Well it says here you ate pizzia for supper
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Oh, how wrong they were.
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
See Lucky, it could have been such a good E-prank, if it was pulled off better
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
They also have pichers of you masterbaiting
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
To?
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
yep
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
And on the toliet
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
and they have a catilog of water sport storys you writen
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Well Lucky, that seals the deal. theyOBVIOUSLY know everything about me.
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Yep
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
There's only one thing left to do now
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
I might as well just end my life, as I apparently am writing watersport stories
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Move to Turkey
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Live with the wild turkeys
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Is Turkey in The middle east? I've always wondered
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
kinda
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Turkeys are pretty cool. i must say
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Turkey is like
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Half in asia
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
half in europe
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
and above the middle east
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
kinda a part of it
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
any way live with the wild turkeys
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
enbrace your inner bird
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
awesome.
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
then get my ehad cut off and eaten by you guys.
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
I see your plan Lucky.
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
But I won't fall for it this time.
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
;-;
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
But
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
You won't be eating ME come next Thanksgiving
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
the turkeys need a defender
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
To save them from hugry children and negros
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
No Lucky, they liek chicken, not Turkey
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Etheopians on the other hand.....
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
they like every thing
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
anything that's food.
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Except flies
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Even snakes on a plane
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
NOW LINK
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
HERE ARE YOUR ORDERS
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
YOU MUST SAVE THE TURKEYS
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
YOUR MISSION
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
CONVINCE EVERY ONE CHUKEN IS BETTER
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
AND TELL THE NEGROS TO EAT FISH
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
IT WILL BE A HARD BATTLE BUT WE HAVE FITH IN YOU
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
faith*
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
CANCLE THAT
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
THERE'S A LION
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
GET IN THE CAR
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
JESUS CHRIST!
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
*flees*
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
NO WAIT
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
You do know what happens if you don't get IN teh car right?
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
IT'S THE RUSSIAN PREISIDENT
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
BUT GET IN THE CAR ANYWAY
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
HOLY SHIT IT'S BRIAN PEPPERS
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
GET OUT OF THE CAR
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
BRAIN PEPPERS IS IN THE CAR
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
/
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Serious plot twist
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Yes
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
For if the russian pesident is out side the car
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
and Brain Peppers in in the car
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
you will get molested either way
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
But the one guy is Russian
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
and I like Communism. And The motehrland
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Ah the Moutherland
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
I want to know thow
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
If Russia is the Moutherland
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
And Germany is the Fatherland
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
There whho is the Childland?
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
canada cuz it's so awesome
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Ah Canada
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
wait
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
then who is sister land?
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
JAPAN!
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
CAUES THERE ANNOYING
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
=D
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
YAY!
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
ya
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
SO LINK
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
YOU EVEN BEEN TO SPACE?
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
I wanted to as a kid
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
>_>
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
now it'd just take too long.
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
I BET YOU WENT TO SPACE CAMP
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
uh no
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
YES!
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
I went to a science one. Glow in teh dark things rocked though
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
I saw what you did there
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
NEDM!
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
NEDM LINK!
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
I'm anti cat abuse
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Cuz I

cats.
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
LIES
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
lawlz
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
My dad hates cats
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
IT'S A TRAP
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
THAT DOG IS MADE OF WIND
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
What dog >_>
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
THAT DOG
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
oh, right
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
my bad
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
AND THAT CAT IS MADE OF FIRE
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
And lighter fluid
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
THE BIRD IS MADE OF WATER
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
WIND
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Not water
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
THE PEDO BEAR IS MADE OF EARTH
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
AND THE HIPPO IS MADE OF HEART
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
AND WITH THERE POWERS COMBINDED
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
THEY MADE
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
DESUZILLIA
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
NOT DESUZILLA!
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
CAPTIEN DESUZILLIA
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
gasp
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Yep
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
and with his pedo bear powers
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
he will rape you
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
he will rape lolis
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
there's a difference, as guys aren't lolis
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
BUT YOU LOOK LIKE ONE
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
WITH YOUR PETIE FRAM
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
>_> harsh Lucky
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
I shead a tear
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
='(
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
lies adn slander
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
you shed NOTHING
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
OBJECTION
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
YOUR EVIDENCE IS INCONCLUSIVE
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
I'm kinda over PW
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Cuz I stopped playing it. After I missed a day
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
LIES
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
ONCE YOU ARE IN PW
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
YOU NEVER COME OUT
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
THAT SOUNDED WROUNG
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
heh
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
dirty mind.], Lucky
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
LIES
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
IT'S THE J-ROCK MUSIC TALKING
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
THAT STUFF MAKES YOU MORE DRUNK THEN VODKA
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
heh
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
J-POP IS EVEN WORES
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
I don't drink though.
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
THIS IS WHY I ONLY LISTEN TO ANGRY GERMAN MUSIC
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Angry german music \m/(

)\m/
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
You smiliy failed out test
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
Try agien for a higher score
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
cut cut
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
CHEER UP EMO KID
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
NEW FACES TO MEET AND NEW PLACES TO SEE
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
IT'S THE START TO A BRAND NEW WAY!
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
cheer jup emo duck]
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
My sister eat my ear
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
=(
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
DESU NE?
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
It's kawaii desu ne
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
lern yur weeaboo
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
I'M KAWAII!?!?!?!?
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
='D
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
LOL CUTE ANIMA GIRL FACE
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
:3
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
>:3
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
OH NOEZ
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
YOUR REALY PREDO BEAR
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
SAVE ME!
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
SOMEONE SAVE ME!
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
Too bad.
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
GIEV YUR LOLIS
Ian-TOO FUCKING HOT! says:
NOW
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
WHY DID I CHOESS TO DAY TO BE A LOLIS
/[Lucky]\ "I wanted to stroke him like a kitten, but it came out in this gesture" says:
;O;
Comments
Talon ThunderStrike Says:
. . . . Wow..
! That was odd, yet really funny. Reminds me of the conversations I have with a friend of mine. o-o;