Bottom-Potted Hatweaver

by Terralventhe

in Completed Works

Bottom-Potted Hatweaver

Driftwood floats down the gutter river
I forgot m'coat, and now I shiver
Whiskey will fix that, I be sure
Might light a fire with some manu- she looks pretty fanciful..

Achk! Poetry, poetry.. uhh..
Such a lovely flow..ery
And nice plumage too-ery
..That lass had good plumage too-ery

Words escape me truthfully
So now it's time for drinkery
And a lass for some bed-tinkery

..End!
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Mature Jul 22nd 2006
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AHHH!!! Who are you?! Who am I..?! AHHH!!!

*cough* It's been ages now, ain't it? ;D Trying to regain my foothold - been a stressful week or two, and an infuriating month or more of writer's blockade. But I THINK I've worked most of the blockage out..

And so, to prove that, I give you... Xeinfro poetry! How is this different from other poetry, you ask? Well, there's poetry 'as written by' myself. There's poetry 'as written by' Baldur, which a lot of you might be familiar with..

..then there's poetry 'as written by' Xeinfro, which is entirely different because it's absolutely ridiculous.

Enjoy!

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Ongaru Says:

!!! Much as I love your Baldur poetry, Xein's is definitely good for a chuckle...Also probably difficult, since the hardest thing for any intelligent person to do is act like a fool, just as it is difficult for a fool to act intelligent.