Gay Day For Naruto

Gay Day For Naruto

Once upon a time there was a magical land called Thingermajig because I don%u2019t know what it really was called. Well, one day the gay fairy visited Thingermajig and made everyone gay. Well, everyone but Naruto.
On that very gay day, Naruto woke up and didn%u2019t know where he was. He wasn%u2019t sleeping in his bed either, but in a sleeping bag on the floor. Through the dim light he saw a figure come through the darkness. Something%u2026 pink? Naruto squinted to see who or what was walking towards the window. Suddenly there was a flash of light as the curtains were suddenly jerked open. Naruto stumbled backwards, but as his vision returned back to normal he realized what he was looking at. It was something he never wanted to see in his entire life again.
Sasuke was smiling at him in the bright morning light. He was wearing a frilly pink dress and apron. Sasuke%u2019s hands were clutched over his chest in a cute sort of way. His nails were%u2026. Hot pink?
%u201CGood morning, Naruto!%u201D Sasuke cheerfully said with that gleaming bright smile.
%u201CM-morning,%u201D Naruto stuttered, still partially in shock.
%u201CI made some pancakes just for you!%u201D Sasuke giggled in a most unsettling way. Naruto gulped down his fears and worst thoughts and whimpered, %u201CI%u2019m not hungry.%u201D
Sasuke frowned and whined, %u201CBut I made them just for you!%u201D
%u201CI, uh, have to go do some missions.%u201D
%u201CSilly Naruto! Missions have been canceled because it%u2019s Gay Pride day!%u201D
Naruto snorted, %u201CSince when?%u201D
%u201CSince 12 this morning!%u201D
%u201COh,%u201D Naruto grumbled. %u201CI, uh, have to go be gay with, uh, Gaara.%u201D It was the first name that came to his head. Sasuke%u2019s eyes filled with tears. %u201CYou don%u2019t love me anymore! I even made you pancakes!%u201D
%u201CErr%u2026 Yeah,%u201D Naruto said as he backed out of the house. As soon as the way was clear, Naruto ran like he never ran before. Unfortunately, he ran straight into Kakashi who was coming around the corner. Naruto thought he might of smiled under that mask, but he wasn%u2019t sure.
%u201CIf you are going to visit Sasuke,%u201D Naruto warned Kakashi. %u201CI have to tell you that he is acting a bit strange.%u201D
%u201CYou mean,%u201D Kakashi gasped. %u201CThat he might start liking girls?%u201D Naruto noticed Kakashi was wearing hot pink and purple nail polish. Kakashi had gone gay, too.
%u201CI, uh, mean he%u2019s fine!%u201D Naruto laughed half-heartedly. Kakashi gave a sigh of relief, waved good-bye to Naruto, and pranced to Sasuke%u2019s house.
Naruto carefully walked the path to his house trying to figure out what was going on. Suddenly he was stopped in his tracks as Jiraiya appeared out of nowhere. Was he gay, too? Naruto wondered.
%u201CHi?%u201D Naruto whimpered, half-afraid what the response might be.
%u201COh there you are, Naruto!%u201D Jiraiya giggled in a way that was almost as scary as Sasuke. Yes. He was gay, too.
%u201CI, uh, gotta go. Now!%u201D Naruto sped away. He finally reached his house where he thought he was safe. It was only a thought. He momentarily went unconscious when Kyuubi pulled him into his mind. Kyuubi laughed at Naruto%u2019s feeble attempts to escape his mind cage.
%u201CCome here, little boy,%u201D Kyuubi coaxed Naruto smoothly.
%u201CHmmm. Let me think about that. NO!%u201D Naruto growled.
%u201CAwww, come on! I won%u2019t bite. Well, unless you want me to,%u201D Kyuubi grinned. Naruto tried to run away, but he was woken up by a knock on the door.
%u201COh great,%u201D Naruto sighed. %u201CGaara.%u201D
Sand poured into the room through the bottom of the door, but as the sand curled around the door and broke it, Naruto was running and jumping out a window. To his surprise, someone caught him. When he looked over all he could do was sigh. It was Lee. Naruto couldn%u2019t even run away from this guy.
%u201CNaruto-kun,%u201D Lee giggled like a girl as he sat Naruto down. %u201CWe%u2019re having a sleepover! Come join us!%u201D This wasn%u2019t a choice. It was a command. Lee grabbed Naruto%u2019s arm and started dragging him to the Hokage Building. Why of all places would we have the sleepover there? Naruto wondered. Lee practically read his mind, %u201CTsunade-sama lent us the building for the entire night! Isn%u2019t that so sweet?%u201D
%u201CYeah. Sweet,%u201D Naruto grumbled and looked down. For once Naruto looked at Lee%u2019s new bandages, which were just as he feared. They were pastel pink and they weren%u2019t even bandages, but ribbons. Naruto just let himself be dragged. It would be futile to run from Lee or even from all of the other ninjas.
The insides of the building had been decorated with pink, lacy banners that said, %u201CHappy Gay Pride Day.%u201D Naruto noted that a few of the letters were backwards, even though whoever made them tried to fix it.
%u201CNow wait here,%u201D Lee commanded as he let go of his arm. %u201CI%u2019ve got a surprise for you!%u201D
A%u2026. Surprise?
Naruto sat down and waited for Lee to come back. He only thought of about two things. Where is everyone? Are they all going to give me a surprise? And Wow. Those banners are pretty crappy. I wonder who made them?
Finally, Lee came back.
%u201CNow close your eyes and I%u2019ll take you to the surprise!%u201D Lee said in a way that made Naruto wonder, Do I really want this surprise? He didn%u2019t really have a choice so he closed his eyes and let himself be dragged to whatever was awaiting him. A Lee said, %u201COkay,%u201D Naruto opened his eyes to a room full of color. Every guy he knew was there and if they weren%u2019t there, they were going to be. Somebody even made paper machè Haku and Zabuza people. If Naruto wasn%u2019t startled enough by this display everyone shouted, %u201CHappy Gay Pride Day, Naruto!%u201D
Lee looked over to Naruto and said, %u201CSince you haven%u2019t been expressing your feelings enough, we decided to have a party!%u201D
Then came the music.
It would%u2019ve been fine normally, but%u2026 Cher? He just didn%u2019t know what to think of it. In fact, he was still a bit flabbergasted about the whole party thing, but since it was for him and his %u201Cfeelings%u201D he might as well stay. Everyone would be looking for him if he left.
So, he went with it. He painted nails, tried on dresses and wigs that several of the cross-dressers had, chatted with the boys, and even tried knitting with Kakashi. By the end of the festivities, Naruto was wearing a black wig tied into two ponytails, a leather miniskirt and a pink and white striped shirt, and black high heels.
He didn%u2019t look half bad was the surprising thing. Of course, everyone was beautiful in Naruto%u2019s eyes now that he had drunk alcohol (which was carefully protected from Lee). The last thing that he remembered that night was the cards looking funny when he was playing (strip?) poker.
As he woke up the next morning he realized that he was only wearing his boxers. He rolled over to his right and came face-to-face with Gaara, peacefully sleeping. The only disturbing part was that he was sleeping. Where%u2019s Shukaku? Naruto wondered as he poked Gaara awake.
%u201CYou know,%u201D Gaara moaned as he woke up. %u201CI%u2019ve been awake this entire time. I just look asleep.%u201D Naruto wasn%u2019t sure yet if he was still full of gayness.
%u201CHey Gaara,%u201D Naruto whispered. %u201CDo you remember that party we had last night?%u201D
%u201CW-what? Oh, yeah. That party. Most of it I think my mind destroyed. I really don%u2019t want to know what happened last night. I really wasn%u2019t myself,%u201D Gaara mumbled. Naruto made out only half of his words, but he figured out that the gayness was over.
Naruto was ecstatic with joy. He jumped up and shouted at the top of his lungs, %u201CGood morning everyone!%u201D He was even more joyful when everyone shouted back in unison, %u201CShut up, Naruto!%u201D
If Gaara knew what happened yesterday, then everyone would remember what happened yesterday. If everyone remembered what happened yesterday, Sasuke remembered what happened yesterday. If Sasuke remembered what happened yesterday, Naruto had his black mail.
It was all good.