The Sellout Flash

This flash will make you feel Sellout.

Although there's plenty of sell-outs in our world, I only put in the most flagrant offenders.

Will Smith - "Check out my vintage Converse shoes." Enough said.

Mario - I honestly love most of his games, but he seriously has gotten too mainstream for his own good.

Tony Hawk - No further discussion.

Sonic The Hedgehog - I'd rather have Urkel back as Sonic than this "Yo, I can't act worth a crap!" garbage. Besides, you know a game sucks when you're blaming the camera for dying, but try telling that to the hordes of people here who actually find entertainment in the new ones that aren't called Sonic Rush. AND DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON PEOPLE WHO MANAGE TO LIKE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, THAT UGLY LITTLE PILE OF EMO. "Hey gang, let's give the emo twit his own game, but let's make it a horrible Ratchet and Clank rip-off and have lots of unneccesary language! Surely that's what children want!" Jeez, even listening to the games make me froth with anger. End of discussion.

The Simpsons - I have a strict personal rule about this show: If it's not from seasons 2-11, CHANGE CHANNEL IMMEDIATELY.

Donkey Kong - Is it just me, or was it around Donkey Kong 64 that Rareware officially became worthless? Other than that, they got this ape jamming to "Chart Toppers". COUNT ME OUT ON THAT.

Other candidates include: Batman, Hulk Hogan, Maxis/Will Wright, Homestar/Strong Bad.