Chav Free Nation - Californication Spoof

Chav Free Nation - Californication Spoof

bummed out goths from brighton
try to steal your mind's creation.
And badly dressed skaters dream of
stupid infiltration.
And if you want those kind of dreams it's
called chav free nation.

It's the anti-newhaven,
in all of western civilization.
The sun may rise to rappers,
at least it settles to a explanation.
It's understood that normal folk want there,
Chav free nation.

say your views out load,
to stop the hood rats from invading.
burbery skin, gold necklace thing,
or is it war that you're persuading.

First born yobbie spawn.
Hard-Core hoodie corn.
Dream of A Chav Free Nation.
Dream of A Chav Free Nation.

They scare old people, drink hard vodka,
& Like to be insulting.
They piss in lifts and just for fun thell go and do shop liftin!
Now Kick em Out of england cause we want our chav free nation!

Space may be the final option,
to send these devils to the heaven.
NASA Get your rockets ready,
these scallies will be sure to flee to devon,
so we can send em far away,
for our perfect chav free nation.

Born and raised by those commons,
the scum of our population.
everybody's seen them,
and thats
not only on vacation

in places like butlins,
youll see them eat out of tins.
Dream of A Chav Free Nation,
Dream of A Chav Free Nation,
Dream of A Chav Free Nation,
Dream of A Chav Free Nation.

Council house and violence are where stigs,
have been brought up.
they turn up for there school tests drunk &
and there so god damn impatient,
And tidal waves couldn't save the world,
From this chavvy nation!

Pay your respects to all those,
who fell into the spell of the janners.
Sicker than the rest,
theres no need for a test.
which is why we must stop these skangers.

there the opposite of Gandhi.
get rid of these townies.
Dream of A Chav Free Nation,
Dream of A Chav Free Nation,
Dream of A Chav Free Nation.
Yes we have our chav free nation!