DJ Seafox Rant-The Whole 666 Concept

DJ Seafox Rant-The Whole 666 Concept

You know, of all the stupid things I've heard in my life, I personally thought this would probably win the award for "Dumbest Thing Ever", if there ever was one. And I think I should award it. Yeah, fucking marvelous. Like "ZOMFG THIS IS PURE FUCKING GOLD AND THIS DESERVES AN AWARD FOR THE MOST DUMBEST THING EVER." THAT stupid.

I'm talking about the whole god damn 666 thing. I mean, so what, Satan comes and kills everyone, big fucking whoop. I don't care. So what, it's the sixth month, the sixth day of the sixth year in the new millenium. It's just a day, you stupid fucks! Nothing is going to happen and you should damn well be ashamed for causing a lot of fucking shithole panic to a lot of people. It's just a rumor, okay? A fucking false rumor! This is similar to the whole Y2K hoax we had which never happened.

I may have missed the concept of this one. But personally, I really don't give a shit. No, Satan is not going to come and bring apocalypse to the entire fucking planet and kill every mother fucker he sees. No, there will be no fucking judgment that God is going to send lightning and fry all of us. NO, the world is NOT going to end, and for the last fucking time, NO, NOTHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN! IT'S JUST A FUCKING DAY. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. They're just fucking numbers! How the flying fuck would numbers cause so much god damn harm to the world? There will not, and I will repeat this, NOT be a fucking apocalypse! We'll let an asteroid do that, but until then, stop going bat shit all over people saying "Oh the world's gonna end, the world's gonna end!" Just wait, tomorrow, new day, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. All that worrying just for fucking nothing!

Of course, I could be wrong and just be killed tomorrow, but that's up for the whole thing to decide. Besides, if there were an apocalypse, Lavos would've popped up seven years ago, scorch the entire world and we'd all be fucking dead by then. And if I were dead, I wouldn't be ranting about this, would I? Now stop your fucking bitching, moaning, whining and your constant griping about the whole god damn 666 thing, because it's not going to happen, and you're just wasting my time and yours getting all worried over some whacked-up doomsday thing that won't happen. Just shut the fuck up before I get a pipe and shove it down your fucking throats!

And so, DJ Seafox has spoken, and that's just all!