The Internet

A boy sits in front of a glowing screen. The only audible noise is the clicking emminating from the console in front of him, and the steady base line coming from the speakers on either side of him. He stares, unblinkingly, eyes drooped, at a monitor, with not a care in the world but for that of the internet. He will sit here for many hours. In fact, he will sit here for weeks. Months. Years, even.

There is a world seperate from our own. It is a world that scares most, and destroys any chance of a functioning life of many. It is the subject of affection of many a young boy and woman, and old sexual predator alike. It is the home of millions of fetishists and socially unacceptable deviants.

This boy will sit here, gazing into this vast and magnificent landscape, in never ending awe. From all angles, different views and ideas flow and spurt, as if they were fountains of innapropriate, idiotic jokes and poor quality pornography focusing around chicks with dicks.

There are many inhabitants here. There are furries, who have spread from their original dwellings. They litter the internet, raving with talks of Furcons and yiffing. Do not aproach these people or ask them about their subculture, because once the beastality-promoting words leave their lips, you will be forever doomed to hear them ask, beg, even, for acceptance, and perhaps they will even invite you to join their fur-tastic cult.

Do not tread lightly after passing these feinds, sir. You have much more to fear. The likes of Gaia online and their wannabe-Japanese allies will not only manage to force you into a hate spurned suicide, but will more than likely use their powers of weeaboo to shock you out of the realm of the interweb. These men and women are confused, you see. They quite frequently confuse themselves to be Japanese. If possible, stay away from these people. They have pointy eyes and cat ears. They cannot be trusted.

After escaping the horrors of the Japanophiles, one may seek refuge in the lustful embrace of porn. I implore, my good sir, that you stay away from these creatures. These vivacious, vile vindicators of many the strange and exotic fetishes will pull you in with their promise of HOT XXX ASIANS TEENS. However, once you fall into the trap of their vaginal lips, you will never come back. These foul monsters will stop at nothing to numb your mind and force you to concentrate your blood into your penis, rendering your time, mind, hand, and money useless.

It is a scary land... So vast and magnificent, so seething with wonder and intelligence and stupidity alike that once could only begin to explain the secrets and mystical figures it holds.

Maybe that faggot in front of the computers can try.