Mr. Lennon's Fears and Dreams

I knew I wanted golfer-pants to be in his phrase SOMEWHERE, but what would be WEARING the golfer-pants? I thought and thought, trying to find something that wouldn't be too cliche (you know, like "cheese" or "clowns" or something that everybody says in a failed attempt to be random and clever). I thought "snakes". It worked.
Notice that John is talking to "The Item" from an earlier submission. For some reason, I love John's expression. It's the expression everybody would have if being given a press-conference-style interrogation by an item on a pedestal.