Oliver Charleston
Born: June 23rd, 1670
Will die: He might not
Family: He can't trace it
Education: Received a doctorate degree in history in 1780... and 1850... and 1920... and 1985...
Occupation: History teacher at Gakuen High School
There are many theories concerning the incredibly long life of Oliver Cromwell. Many people believe that as the first child born in the Holy City from which his parents took his name he received the favor of God. Other people credit it to a fluke in genetics. More recently, a group (his students) has submitted that he is just too mean to die. Oliver is not a pleasant person, despite his experience. His bitterness extends from that, actually. After living 80 years shoving books into the faces of ignorant peasants in Charleston, he decided that he couldn't die, and moved to Massachusetts. There he began his new goal: to find a way to die. He joined the Patriots in their every exploit, and fought in their war. He went to DC so he could fight in the War of 1812, and stayed in his office when the capitol began to burn. He went to Texas and tried to get into the Alamo. In fact, he walked his way straight into the worst battles of every American War from The Civil War to Vietnam, stopping along the way to try and get the Klu Klux Klan mad enough to lynch him. It was when he was crossing the Atlantic that a young soldier changed his mind. The soldier told him, "What's the point of having all that time if you're going to spend it trying to lose it?" It was at that moment Oliver decided that he needed a divine purpose. Along the way, he had used his experience to get education enough not to have to work hardly at all. A teacher! He already had the experience, why not educate youngsters? Of course, few schools would understand his unique position, so Gakuen was the logical choice. He renewed his education and sent in his application; they didn't even bat an eye when he claimed to be over 100 years old. They considered it a plus. But as so often happens when you make impulse decisions, Oliver soon found that he hated the students. So he resolved to make them miserable. Every day Mr. Charleston assigns exactly 1 ton of homework, and there is always a project deadline looming. Because of that, very few students actually attend his class. Anyone who really cares about history would attend though, because Mr. Charleston likes to correct the book where it's wrong.
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