The truth about Irish drinking songs

Every Irish drinking song has the word dance in it 3 times. Most people believe this is because they are songs invented by drunken people who happened to be dancing. I however believe that this is actually due to aliens trying to warn us. Believe it or not there Is conclusive evidence that proves my theory. Every Irish drinking song has the word dance in it 3 times due to aliens trying to warn us

Aliens can use alcohol to communicate to humans. This fact was proven in the famous Iodor Viavadovich Robechevskey experiment. In the experiment Iodor Viavadovich Robechevskey Dumped a radio I vat "fulla" Guinness (apparently fulla is the correct term for the amount of Guinness in the vat) to settle a marriage problem. After doing so something incredible happened, The radio picked up Alien messages. This was apparently due to the high acidity of the alcohol; it allowed it to receive very fine vibrations such as alien messages. have been other examples when drunk men have predicted correct alien lottery numbers, danced with the skill of Fred Astaire, and declared "I am the nectar lord Rebos lavish me with pancakes." This shows they can deliver a message via alcohol but what are they saying in drinking songs?

The first Irish drinking song was known as you'll take the high road and he'll take the low road and I'll scorch all of you with a death beam was clearly an alien message. unusually by the invention of the 524th song it was realized that all Irish drinking songs had the word dance 3 times mentioned in the lyrics. Scientists looked into this matter and discovered dance is similar to the Martian term "Deaounsh" which means not. Essentially each Irish drinking song is a triple negative changing the meaning of there original message. In other wards they say that they will not, not, not, not, not, not destroy the earth. This changes every song. As you can see the evidence clearly indicates that Irish drinking songs say dance 3 times as a way of warning us of our impending doom. This is because every Irish drinking song had the word dance in it three times in an attempt by Aliens to warn us of the approaching apocalypse.