UNtitled 1:Trouble Dating Advice for Skatcat part 1

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UNtitled 1:Trouble Dating Advice for Skatcat part 1

Trouble Dating Advice for Skatcat Part 1

Somewhere at Zoe's apartment a little cat name Skat is sneaking close to Zoe. Skat has a big crush on Zoe since he met her and he's trying to kiss her on lips, but Zoe likes him as a friend and Skat doesn't like it. So Skat is trying to have love with her and date with her at the dance in Friday night. He keeps asking, but Zoe always said "No!" Skat looks depressed and he won't give up until Zoe goes to the dance with him. So now he's sneaking behind Zoe and then appears.

Skat:Would you like to go to the dance with me?

Zoe got scared and puts a pillow case on his head. Zoe runs away from him and Skat sighs. So he gets the pillow case off of his face and he needs some advice so that Zoe can go to the dance with her. In the hallways in room 291 it's Artist's room and so he knocked the door. Artist answers the door and looks at Skat.

Skat:Can you give me some advice for dating girls and stuff?

Artist:No.

Artist slam the door in front of Skats face and Skat snaps his finger. So he went to a Science lab that where his best friend Ping is working on some inventions of flying things like airplanes or updates for it. Ping is working on few puzzles and Skat interrupts him.

Skat:Hey!

Ping:Ahhh!!!!

Skat:I was asking that can you give me some advice for dating girls and stuff?

Ping:Sorry I'm kind of busy right now so I'll give some advice later.

Skatkay.... I understand.

Skat leaves the Science room and he cross Ping off the list to give him some advice. There's only one person left on his list and he doesn't know him much, but he's trying to know him much better. The only person is on the list and the person is Perry The Porcupine. Skat went to his room number and it's 309. So he knocked the door and Perry answers the door.

Skatcat:Hello.

Perry:Hey Skat.

Skat:I was asking if you can give me some advice to date girls and stuff.

Perry:Huh? So that you want Zoe to go the dance with you?

Skat nods and Perry is thinking about it. Skat cross his fingers and saying quietly "Please say yes! Please say yes!"

Perry:Well... okay then.

Skat:Really!!!??

Perry:Sure.

Skat:Thanks!

Skat jump on Perry and give him a biggest hug. Perry blinks and sweat drop little. Skat gives him kisses on cheek and Perry makes a yuck face. Perry puts Skat down and wipes the kisses on his cheek.

Perrylease don't ever do that again.

Skatkay then... How about your feet!?

Perry:NO!

Skatkay then.

Perrykay let%u2019s start.

IN the lunch room and a kind hedgehog are cleaning the table. It's a white hedgehog, with half red and black hair, she's a ninja and her name is Jade. She's cleaning the tables because she wants everything to be clean for few people. Zoe is reading a book on the chair and eating her lunch. Skat and Perry is somewhere in that room and Skatcat are nervous to say something to Zoe.

Perrykay Skat there's dating advice. Rule number 1: Be yourself and don't be afraid to talk to her.

Skatcatkay!

Skat breathes and walks to Zoe. He walks closer to Zoe and blows his breath. Skat pokes at something and he doesn't see it. Then he opens his eyes and he's touching Jade's butt. Jade is blushing deeply and Skat looks embarrassed. Jade looks really angry and yelled at Skatcat "PERV!!!!!" Skat flew to the wall where is close to Perry and Perry smacks his own forehead.

To Be Continued

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Fanfic and Perry The PorcupineİPerry R W

Skatcat and PingİJustin Durden/SKB

JadeİJen-C

ArtistİFootman/Sean

ZoeİEternal-Aeris

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Apr 6th 2006
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Just a fanfic I made for Justin aka Skatcat at DA or SA. Anyway this part one and part 2 is coming up!

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