You Know You're Addicted To Fullmetal Alchemist When:

You Know You're Addicted To Fullmetal Alchemist When:

1) Every time you hear clapping, you wonder how many people can perform alchemy without a transmutation circle.
2) Even though your family or friends hate the anime and manga, they still know the entire plot.
3) You're in love with some random person because he/she likes the show/manga as well.
4) You've memorized the entire quote by Alphonse from the beginning of each episode, and can recite the entire thing at random.
5) You know how to draw most of the transmutation circles, if not all of them.
6) You've made your own transmutation circle.
7) You're miserably failing chemistry, but you know all of the laws of alchemy by heart.
8) Equivalent Exchange is something you apply to everything. And I mean EVERYTHING.
9) Your favorite teacher is Mr./Mrs./Ms. Edwards just because of his/her last name.
10) Out of boredom during your least favorite class, you attempt to transmute a pencil and a binder together.
11) You're dragged to detention by your teacher because the transmutation failed, and you won't stop crying.
12) You've read all 53 chapters of the manga, even though only 6 have been relleased in Einglish.
13) You've seen the movie "Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shambala" even though it doesn't reach the US until October.
14) You clap your hands together and strain your face when angered.
15) You get really pissed off when people mention your height...even though you're the tallest person in most of your classes.
16) You carry a silver pocketwatch in your pocket...so you won't forget.
17) You plan to name your children either Edward, Alphonse, or Winry.
18) Every time you see a person in a wheelchair, you think they should head for the nearest automail shop.
19) You've given yourself a State Alchemist name (e.g.-_____ Alchemist)
20) Whenever people snap rude or mean things, you love to shout, "YOU ONLY WISH YOU WERE THE FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!"
21) Your picture of Ed and Al slipped out of your binder, and a kid who you don't even know gave it back to you, saying he knew it belonged to you.
22) Every chance you get, you write "Fullmetal Alchemist" on the chalk/whiteboard.
23) You keep a wrench in your pocket, just in case someone ticks you off.
24) You hate Harry Potter because he supposedly destroyed the Philosopher's Stone.
25) When your mom asks why you ripped your two favorite stuffed animals apart and stitched their bodies together, you insisted that it was a real chimera.
26You respond to the Halloween comment with, "I lost my soul so my older brother attached it to this suit of armor."
27You nicknamed everyone in the school a character from the manga, naming your least favorite person Roy Mustang.
28)You have a pair of white gloves with red transmutation circles on them.
29Your detention slips always have the reason- "Beat student profoundly, while claiming they had mocked their love of Full Metal Alchemist."
30)You are very cautious around your priest. Anytime he says hello, you respond with, "Back away, Cornello!"