Rant 13: Scientology

by CzBacklash

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Meh not for nothing but everything is bound to have it made fun off, so I don't see why Tom Cruise had to be such a derp about the epesode of South Park, I know somethings people say can hurt, but we learn to get over it.

Words are words and nothing more, its not like Matt and Trey threw a brick at Cruse's house or blew up his car because he believes in Aliens in his body.

Comments

Kakurine Says:

HAZAAA!! Let's make you into a real god. ALL HAIL!! -bows-

nalem Says:



Heh. As a Catholic, I find their jokes on Catholicism funny as hell. Cruise was just pissed cuz the "true religious" people have no sense of humor whatsoever.

Nice job there, Chris.

Dokuro Says:

AH DAMN That was crazy lol I had no idea that that was going on o_o but wow, thats weird. Love how you put your words together I wanna join your religion and Tom Cruise can suck my dick >8B... Awesome Rant Cant wait to hear more from you *bows to you aka Rant God*

Darkside5000 Says:

I don't really see how anyone can believe in 'Scientology', then again, how can anyone believe in any of the religions today. Eh, to each their own I suppose.

Nice little rant there either way. Also, didn't know the guy who voiced Chef quit. Wonder who they're gonna get to replace him?

MA r Says:

Excuse me.

OWNZONE.

I may not be a religious man myself, despite being catholic or something, but, this was golden.

DrThallium Says:

I think the Templar have a bad rap, and should make a huge comeback....or perhaps we should reinstate an Inquisition against Scientologists? I am sure that other irate religions would love to lend a hand at that....

Phantom fox Says:

Encore!

But ask me I dont even know why they even made scientology is such a big friggin deal and thats why south park isn't as funny as it used to be!

Hell scientology is "NOT!" a religion dammit! Dressing up in a hell any Star Wars or any Sci-fi friggin get up and talking about it 24/7 doesnt make it a damn religion! (Sorry for goin a bit bizarre on this but I need to say this before my head explodes)

Christianity been made fun of but they're not bitchin and yes I am a Christian but you dont see me spazzin out if that religion is made fun of due to the fucked up shit that goes on..

So Tom Cruise please... Get A Motherf**king Life!

Singol Darkwood Says:

I definitly want to join your religion Chris !

Gilliam Himself Says:

That's a fav dude. I hear you all the way. I'm Christian, but you're right - there will be times when religions will get the sh!t ripped out of them, so why bother being a bitch about it? Keep rocking, dude.

suppichan27 Says:

People can be pretty fucked up. Well said