SPACE NURSE TO THE RESCUE - sketch

I truly believe that the reason NASA has budget problems is because their spacesuits just aren't SEXY enough. If they just develop a skintight suit that can operate in space and shoot a few lingerie models into orbit, they'd get all the funding they could ever want.

Now don't you go telling me some nonsense like using a hypodermic syringe in the vacuum of space is a bad idea. As long as it looks cool, it should be done that way.