STOP ADDING ME TO YOUR BUDDY LIST

STOP ADDING ME TO YOUR BUDDY LIST

About a year and a half ago, random people I didn't know started adding me to their AIM and MSN buddy list. Whether this was an attempt to get to know me or whatever, I figured these people were from my school and talked to them. This was a minor problem in my day-to-day life, and I shrugged it off and let it be.
After a while, this problem persisted. People from forums I go to, deviantART, or just random people from all around the world started adding me and talking to me, asking who I was and claiming that my screen name magically appeared on their buddy list. I kindly told them that I had no idea who they were, and I would appreciate it if they took me off their buddy list and not talk to me. Most of the time this worked, although I had a few foul remarks and mean chats, which resulted in me blocking them. For some time, the problem stopped. But not for long.
More and more people started to add me to their list. I was angry. Some questions occured in my mind: Who are these people? Where are they obtaining my screenname? What do they want, and why do they insist on interrupting my life with senseless comments and chats? I now told them to stop talking to me, block me, or take me off of their buddy list altogether, but more aggresively. This spawned more outbursts and rude replies, but I delt with it by blocking them, if they hadn't done so already.
So today was a good day. I had a 2-hour delay for school, and I had just gotten back from a week home with bronchitis, which was met with kind hello's and many of my friends attacking me, amazed that I was still alive. I guess you could say this was a good day so far. So I came home from school, threw my backpack on my table, and went on the computer. Lo and behold, A new person has added me to their buddy list. JOY. Let's see what this person has to say, shall we?
[16:09] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: hi who r u
[16:09] SonicBoom: Who are you and how did you get my screenname?
[16:09] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: lol my name iz tori
[16:09] SonicBoom: k.
[16:13] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: UMM whos this?
[16:13] SonicBoom: I have no idea.
[16:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: okay
[16:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: do you know karis cobb?
[16:14] SonicBoom: Nope.
[16:15] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: OK THAN I DONT KNOW BYE
[16:15] SonicBoom: How did you get my screenname?
[16:15] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: I DONT KNOW ASSHOLE BYE
Annoyed at her last statement and her refusal to answer my question, I persisted.
[16:16] SonicBoom: Seriously.
[16:16] SonicBoom: I want to know where all these people are getting my screenname.
[16:16] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: ummm ok can you like stop talking to me
[16:16] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: i dont know u
[16:16] SonicBoom: You're the one who started this conversation.
[16:17] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: yah because i wanted to know if i knew you . . . . but i dont so now your like freaking me out
[16:18] SonicBoom: You're freaking me out because you got my screenname, and I want to know how.
[16:18] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: omg dude i have no effing clue how i got your screen so deal with it
[16:18] SonicBoom: No, I can't deal with it.
[16:19] SonicBoom: Random people like you IM me claiming my screenname mysteriously appeared on their buddy list.
[16:19] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: umm yah it did dude so deal with it
[16:19] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: i have no clue who you even are
[16:19] SonicBoom: Then why did you contact me?!
[16:19] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: do you even live in california?
[16:20] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: because um i wanted to see if i knew who you were?
[16:20] SonicBoom: You still didn't answer my question.
[16:20] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: what?
[16:21] SonicBoom: I want to know how you obtained my AIM screenname, and I want to know now, so I can stop this whole mess and be on my way.
[16:22] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: OK i dont know why your on my buddy list, i asked if you knew who karis cobb because shes the only one who put names on my bl so i dunno
[16:22] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: im gonna to block you
Since she obviously didn't block me and still didn't answer my question, I attempted to drive her away by annoying her.
[16:22] SonicBoom: lol
[16:22] SonicBoom: Blocking solves nothing.
[16:23] SonicBoom: Why do you have an icon that tells random people to kiss you?
[16:23] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: well yah it will solve it for me cuz then you cant contact me, oh yah and for your information its to my boyfriend, not to random people
[16:24] SonicBoom: Whatever.
[16:24] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: so ya do you have a problem for me wanting to kiss my bf?
[16:25] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: ?
[16:25] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: ?

[16:25] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: /
[16:25] SonicBoom: No.
[16:25] SonicBoom: I just thought that you having an icon wanting people to kiss you meant that you were some slut or something.
[16:26] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: okay then whats wrong with my icon. . . . or were you just jelous that you couldnt kiss me
[16:26] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: ?
[16:26] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: and no im not a slut
[16:26] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: thank you
[16:27] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: .
[16:28] SonicBoom: Why the hell would I be jealous if I couldn't kiss someone like you?
[16:28] SonicBoom: I'm actually surprised you have a boyfriend. You're as dumb as a post.
[16:28] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: excuse me?
[16:28] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: how the heck could you know what i even look like? effing stalker
[16:29] SonicBoom: I don't know.
[16:29] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: umm.. okau
[16:29] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: im not dumb, i just really dont know where i got your screen name
[16:29] SonicBoom: You could be the most beautiful girl in the world, but I would never even think about kissing you, considering you are such an asshole.
[16:29] SonicBoom: People judge you by the way you act, and how you treat them.
[16:30] SonicBoom: Right now, I judge that you are an asshole, and I can't believe people could actually like you.
[16:30] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: ummm i havent none anything to you, i just dont know where i got your s/n
[16:30] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: how am i an ass hole?
[16:31] SonicBoom: You insult me and refuse to use proper english and manners.
[16:31] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: Im so sorry , i didnt mean to insult you and im sorry for refusing to use proper enlish and manners.
[16:32] SonicBoom: Also, you refuse to answer a simple question.
[16:32] SonicBoom: I accept your apology.
[16:32] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: Whats the question?
[16:32] SonicBoom: How did you obtain my screenname?
[16:33] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: I really do not now how i obtained your screen name i really thought that my cousin put it on there, but you do not her. So i really have no idea where it came from
[16:34] SonicBoom: Okay.
After a bit I assumed she wasn't going to IM me again, so I left it go and went on my way. I was wrong.
[16:36] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: dude, how old are you?
[16:36] SonicBoom: Why does it matter?
[16:36] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: Just Wondering.
[16:36] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: Please tell me
[16:36] SonicBoom: I'm not one to release personal information about myself on the internet.
[16:36] SonicBoom: Neither should you.
[16:37] SonicBoom: Your first mistake was telling me your first name.
[16:37] SonicBoom: Tori.
[16:38] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: omg you actually fell for that, your so dumb thats not my name
[16:38] SonicBoom: Good, because releasing your real name on the internet is a foolish decision.
[16:38] SonicBoom: And I don't appreciate you calling me dumb.
[16:39] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: yah i know im not that stupid to release personal information, im sorry calling you dumb for a terrible mistake
[16:40] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: hello?
[16:41] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: hello
[16:41] SonicBoom: What?
[16:41] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: okay so do you need to no anything else
[16:41] SonicBoom: No. Goodbye.
Another attempt to end the conversation, and another failure.
[16:41] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: why do you have such a high vocabulary, and your being really annoying, getting mad at me for the way i talk, DEAL WITH IT!
[16:42] SonicBoom: ...
[16:42] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: oh MR. TOUGH COOKIE! you cant say anything back
[16:43] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: okay peace out geek
[16:43] SonicBoom: First of all, I have a high vocabulary because I live in America, and I speak the language. Second of all, if I'm being really annoying, then why are you still talking to me. Lastly, I don't appreciate you being mean all of the sudden after I thought we came to an accord.
[16:44] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: umm... yah and i live in America to but that doesnt mean every one has to talk like a geek, does it, NO!
[16:46] SonicBoom: No one ever said you have to talk like an educated, social human. You don't have to. You choose to talk like a small, uneducated child.
[16:47] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: omg dude im not uneducated, and no wonder you dont have a girlfriend she would be threw with you in 1 min. you talk like a friken robot
[16:47] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: and you type way to slow
[16:47] SonicBoom: I don't understand how talking like a human is talking like a robot.
[16:47] SonicBoom: I type too slow?
[16:47] SonicBoom: I type slow because I am analyzing what you say.
[16:48] SonicBoom: Plus, I mostly type more than one sentence in one message, and I don't abbreviate words.
[16:48] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: ummm. . . . then you must read very slow. . . .
[16:48] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: neither do I and if you dont stop your crap i swear . . . . your being so annoying and yes you do talk like a gay robot
[16:50] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: geez can you please type just a little bit faster please?
[16:50] SonicBoom: I don't understand how I am annoying! What crap am I doing?
[16:51] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: your critizing me for how i talk, you need to learn how to just leave things alone, because it just gets people more upset with you. And yah i might talk differently than what you used to, but i can tell you one thing, i am way hotter than you are so . . . .
[16:51] SonicBoom: Ugh.
[16:52] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: how does that disgust you?
[16:52] SonicBoom: Listen, I was never criticising for how you speak, I was thoughtfully pointing out that I don't take much liking for your abbreviated speech.
[16:52] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: What the heck? i dont abbreviate?
[16:53] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: You need help
[16:53] SonicBoom: Who are you to say that I need to learn how to leave things alone? You're the one who dragged out this conversation to where we are now.
[16:53] SonicBoom: And when the hell does your body have to do with this?
[16:53] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: my body?
[16:53] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: excuse me?
[16:54] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: umm. . . it doesnt but sure
[16:54] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: and yah you do need to learn how to leave things alone and let it be.
[16:54] SonicBoom: Listen, I don't want to leave this alone because I'm sick of random idiots across the world instant messaging me claiming their screen name just magically appeared onto their buddy list.
[16:54] SonicBoom: You: And yah i might talk differently than what you used to, but i can tell you one thing, i am way hotter than you are so . . . .
[16:55] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: yah im not stupid dude i know what i said, it was only a fact
[16:55] SonicBoom: Who cares if you think you look "hot". That doesn't make you any better than I.
[16:55] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: and yes your s/n has been on my bl for a year now so . . . .
[16:55] SonicBoom: Stating that you think you look attractive is an opinion.
[16:55] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: yup
[16:55] SonicBoom: Then what a wise person would do is to take if off your buddy list and let it be.
[16:56] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: but i needed to know who the heck you where
[16:56] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: so yah. . . . .
[16:56] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: you would be just as curious
[16:56] SonicBoom: Actually, no I wouldn't/
[16:56] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: well i am so YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME!!!!!
[16:56] SonicBoom: I have better things to do than instant-messaging people I didn't know.
[16:56] SonicBoom: I'm being mean to you?
[16:56] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: great
[16:56] SonicBoom: Is that what you think?
[16:57] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: yea
[16:57] SonicBoom: I am trying to point out that I don't appreciate your actions and your atitude.
[16:58] SonicBoom: I tried to end this conversation by asking you my question again, and you answered it thoughtfully, like a person should.
[16:58] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: thoughtfully?
[16:58] SonicBoom: I never IMed you after that, only to give you an O.K.
[16:59] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: well i want to know why your harassing me
[16:59] SonicBoom: Then YOU chose to be a generic asshole and drag out this conversation by insulting me, claiming I criticised you and insulted you which is practically libel, and just refusing to stop this conversation altogether.
[17:00] SonicBoom: Now if you'd like, we can continue this conversation with more insults coming from you, and more contributions and facts coming from me.
[17:00] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: ok stop talking like that
[17:00] SonicBoom: Or, we could just stop this conversation altogether and drop the matter.
[17:01] SonicBoom: Your choice.
To my terrible displeasure, she chose the first choice. Wonderful.
[17:01] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: number 1
[17:01] SonicBoom: Because to tell you the truth, I'm up for each one.
[17:01] SonicBoom: Okay.
[17:01] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: so yah whats up?
[17:02] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: your so annoying
[17:02] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: i hate you so much
[17:02] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: see you have nothing to say your cracker box
[17:03] SonicBoom: I don't understand how you could hate at such a young age.
[17:03] SonicBoom: You know, I'm not devoting all my time just to this conversation.
[17:03] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: woah there buddy, why do you know my age
[17:03] SonicBoom: I don't see why you're expecting a respone .001 seconds after yours.
[17:04] SonicBoom: I don't know your age; I can just tell you are young because of your immaturity and concieted attitude.
[17:04] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: ummm . . . . . k
[17:05] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: im probably older than you
[17:06] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: and yes you type really slow
[17:07] SonicBoom: Who says I'm typing?
[17:08] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: well im going to go and block you because you kinda odd
[17:08] SonicBoom: Blocking me shows that you don't want to continue this conversation anymore.
[17:08] SonicBoom: Which is what I want.
[17:08] SonicBoom: Thank you for this gift.
[17:09] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: gift?
[17:09] SonicBoom: I consider that you blocking me is a gift, so I don't have to put up with you anymore.
[17:10] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: ok
[17:12] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: can i please block you?
[17:13] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: pleasE?
[17:13] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: please?
[17:13] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: please
[17:13] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: please
[17:13] SonicBoom: You shouldn't have to ask.
[17:13] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: okay well nice talking to ya!
[17:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: peace
[17:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: out
[17:14] SonicBoom: GOODBYE
[17:14] SonicBoom: FINALLY
YES! SHE'S GONE.
...
Just kidding.
[17:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: hey!
[17:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: just for that
[17:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: im gonna
[17:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: talk
[17:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: more
[17:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: and
[17:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: more
[17:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: and
[17:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: more
[17:14] SonicBoom: JOY.
[17:14] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: yes i know you love me
[17:15] SonicBoom: If you couldn't detect the sarcasm in that statement, then wow.
[17:15] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: shut up
[17:16] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: omg bye
[17:16] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: forever
[17:16] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: and get a life@!
[17:16] SonicBoom: I have a life.
[17:17] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: obviously not
[17:17] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: your always on the computer= geek
[17:17] SonicBoom: Unlike you, who chooses to spend her free time pathetically trying to insult someone she has no idea who it is.
[17:17] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: ummmm k
[17:18] SonicBoom: Goodbye.
[17:18] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: GoodBYe rEtARd
[17:19] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: im currently in the process of blocking you
[17:19] SonicBoom: Good.
[17:19] SonicBoom: Its not a long process.
[17:19] SonicBoom: A skip, a hop, and a click.
[17:19] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: yes i know. . . . my bf is getting mad at me for talking to you
[17:19] SonicBoom: BOOM.
[17:19] SonicBoom: Blocked.
[17:20] SonicBoom: And I don't have to talk to you or loathe your company EVER AGAIN.
[17:20] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: o trust me you will
[17:20] SonicBoom: Why?
[17:21] SonicBoom: You WANT to talk to me?
[17:21] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: perhaps . . . .. i dont know my bf is very upset with me because . . . nvm you wouldnt understand
[17:21] SonicBoom: Why do you insist on talking to me?
[17:22] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: i dunno
[17:22] SonicBoom: I don't enjoy your company, and I don't think you enjoy it either.
[17:22] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: just someone to talk to because my bf is mad at me
[17:22] SonicBoom: Block me.
[17:22] SonicBoom: I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
[17:22] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: why dont you block me
[17:22] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: oh wait i will do it ha ha ha ha ha
[17:23] SonicBoom: GOOD.
[17:23] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
As I was doing my little dance of joy, the impossible happened.
She replied.
[17:23] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: im back!
[17:23] SonicBoom: If you refuse to block me, I will attempt to drive you away with foul language like an utter imbecile who can't think of something better to say.
[17:23] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: go ahead
[17:23] SonicBoom: COCK
[17:23] SonicBoom: TITTY
[17:23] SonicBoom: SLUT
[17:23] SonicBoom: SHIT
[17:23] SonicBoom: SHIT COCK
[17:23] SonicBoom: FUCKHEAD
[17:23] SonicBoom: CLIT
[17:24] SonicBoom: ZEBRA FUCKER
[17:24] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: nice comebacks
[17:24] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: you suck at them
[17:24] SonicBoom: I have reverted to using curse words and not intelligent comebacks in an attempt to drive you away.
[17:24] SonicBoom: I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
[17:25] SonicBoom: I am a very busy person and I don't enjoy you.
[17:25] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: you suck you idiot
[17:25] SonicBoom: GOOD.
[17:25] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: i dont enjoy u either
[17:25] SonicBoom: GO AWAY.
[17:25] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: aww.... am i hurting you?
[17:25] bRuNeTeBaRbiE360: poor thing
[17:26] SonicBoom: GOOD BYE. I DON'T NEED YOUR COMPANY.
[17:26] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

Since she has not come back for a while, I assume I've seen the last of her. Hopefully.
This is a message to all of you people out there. Yes, even you. DO NOT ADD ME TO YOUR BUDDY LIST ON AIM OR MSN UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY TO ME. THANK YOU.