Scanner Trouble...

Does your scanner refuse to work from time to time? (like mine)
Is the problem with it so annoyingly frustrating that you really need to relieve stress?
If you answered YES to both questions, here's what I suggest...

YOU WILL NEED;
a) The offending Scanner
b) Amy Rose
c) A photograph of Sonic kissing another girl (eg: Sally or Mina)
d) Ask Amy to bring her Piko Piko Hammer with her

INSTRUCTIONS;
1) Introduce a happy and smiling Amy to your faulty scanner and explain the problem with it.
2) Show her the photograph of Sonic happily kissing another female Sonic character. Is she asks why you are showing it to her explain
that you were trying to scan it into your computer.
3) Watch in amazement as Amy turns from happy-go-lucky gal into evil psychopathic hedgehog with violent tendencies.
4) Amy should now be extremely pissed off (if she's not, try and get hold of more romantic photographs of Sonic with other girls).
5) If your scanner is still in one piece, contact your nearest Amy Rose supplier to get a replacement.
6) See the picture above for a diagram of what should happen.

Sorry about that! Just a little spoof, of course it might be a better idea if you restart your computer and try your scanner again! Failing that you could
always smash it up yourself if you want to...
My scanner has been playing up a lot just lately so i drew this!
Enjoy! This is for all those who get frustrated with their scanners not working from time to time, I feel your pain.