When a Husband Comes home Early

He Came In Like he did everyday
Set Down his Jacket and made his way
To His Bedroom, He hears the Shower on
hanging from the chair is her little black thong

He sets it back down and goes and opens the bathroom door
Takes a step onto the black and white tiled floor
And All he can picture is his wedding band
Once He sees his wife being taken by another man

And Once He hears his wife, moan with pleasure
He swings open the Shower Door
" DOES HE FUCK YOU BETTER!? "

Instantly the other man pulls away
Both pressed against the shower walls
Serching for what to say

The Husband grabs the Other man
and throws him on the floor
And starts to kick his ass
" YOU BASTARD DIDNT YOU SEE HER WEDDING RING!?
IT'S ON HER LEFT RING FINGER! WHAT DID YOU THINK?!
COME ON YOU PUSSY! HIT ME BACK "
The Husband's hitting him so hard
He tries but can't

The Wife is so frantic and tries to pull him off
" DONT KILL HIM! I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S NOT HIS FAULT "
And the husband gets up and grabs her wrists
" HOW COULD YOU?! YOU STUPID BITCH!"

The Guy gets up and grabs his clothes and Runs
As the Husband Pushes his wife up against the wall

" HOW COULD YOU! I LOVE YOU!
TELL ME WHAT DID I DO!?
DIDN'T YOU THINK YOU'D CAUSE SOME HARM
WHEN I SAW YOU LIKE THAT IN ANOTHER MAN'S ARMS "

She's naked and screaming
" PLEASE HONEY! PLEASE! JUST CALM DOWN--"
"-HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING AROUND?! "
" I PROMISE I WONT DO IT AGAIN! "
" YEAH ATLEAST NOT WITH HIM! "

And She slips on the wet tiles and stares up at him, scared
He takes a step back, Running his fingers through his hair

He turns around and looks at her with incredible hate
" I CANT EVEN STAND TO SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE!
I WISH I NEVER KISSED YOU!
OR EVER SAID I MISSED YOU!
AND I REGRET TELLING YOU I LOVE YOU
EVERYTIME I FUCKED YOU!
TILL DEATH DO US PART!?
TELL ME BITCH! WHERE'S YOUR HEART!? "

She grabs her shampoo and throws it at him
Unfortunately for her, she happened to miss
And Grabs her shoulders and lifts her up
The water's still running
" IS HE A BETTER FUCK!?
HOW COULD YOU
WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS!?
APPARENTLY THIS WEDDING RING DOESN'T MEAN SHIT! "

She Pushes him off
" DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME"

Now things finally start to get ugly

She Grabs a towel and puts it around herself
" I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE.
SO DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT TO BLAME
I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE GAME!
AND JUST INCASE YOU DIDNT KNOW
HE'S NOT THE FIRST,
LET'S SEE
THERE WAS KENNY, JAMES, KEVIN, AND KURT
AND I HOPE THIS ALL SINKS IN AND I HOPE IT HURTS
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR TREATING YOUR WIFE LIKE DIRT! "

HE points at her, shaking bad
" I GAVE YOU WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ASKED.
I BOUGHT YOU CLOTHES, DIAMONDS, AND EXSPENSIVE PEARLS, I GAVE YOU CARS, AND KIDS, I GAVE YOU THE FUCKING WORLD "

She shakes her head and wipes some water from her face
" YOU DIDNT GIVE ME ANY LOVE AND NOW YOU'RE TOO LATE. "

He Grabs her by her arm
Tells her what he's been dying to all along
" HEY HONEY GUESS WHAT
YOUR SISTER WAS A GOOD FUCK!
YES I CONFESS
I'VE HAD ALOT OF SEX
AND IT WAS ALMOST NEVER WITH YOU
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY WOMAN I'VE SCREWED "

She starting to cry
Doesnt even bother to wipe her own eyes
" I MEANT IT WHEN I SAID I LOVED YOU!
JUST REMEMBER THAT I HURT TOO! "

He just says
" I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I EVER SAID
AND EVERY SMILE WE EVER SHARED IN THAT MARRIAGE BED "

She just reaches out and smacks him
Their Love life is kinda lackin'
Whoever could have guessed so many people could be hurt
When a husband comes home early from work