++Ruff Ridin +YGO+ Chapter One++

++Ruff Ridin +YGO+ Chapter One++

Chapter 1: Unexpected Invites

School was out for the summer in Domino City. Yugi and his friends were trying to enjoy their vacations, but there was nothing to do. Little did they know, this summer might just be their last. It all starts at Yugi’s house, well this day at everyone’s house but now Yugi is trying to clean his house while Yami does…nothing.

“Yami could you help me clean, I mean your sitting around doing nothing!” Yugi shouted from the kitchen.

Yami was currently sitting on the couch watching…a static screen…O.o “But Yugi, cleaning is not fun, besides it’s your house remember??”

Yugi got a little pissed off and asked “Could you at least dust or something???”

“Fine, whatever” Yami got up and grabbed the feather duster and started dusting. “Cough cough! I hate cleaning, but I don’t like being dirty…so cleaning is sort of good…”

“Yami, are you talking to yourself?”

Yami tried to cover it up “Ur…no, I was…singing!”

“Oh okay, I was kind of worried.” And he went back to cleaning the kitchen. Suddenly the phone rang.


At Kaiba’s House

A little earlier Kaiba was working on something in his study room, while Mokuba was running up and down the halls playing “Helicopter”.

“YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYY! I’M A HELOCOPTER VRRRRRROOOOMMM!!!!!!!” Mokuba continuously yelled up and down the hall.

Kaiba got really pissed because he hated getting interrupted while working. “WILL YOU DO SOMETHING ELSE A LITTLE QUIETER LIKE…READING????”

“Reading’s stupid, Seto. I’m bored! I wanna play!”

“Well you know what, go get the mail or something…and take long!”

“MAIL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mokuba yelled as he ran outside to fetch the mail.

“He really needs to stop watching Blues Clues.” Kaiba said and then turned to his computer and kept typing.

A few minutes later Mokuba came back with a stack of mail. “It’s all yours bro, I never get mail!” Mokuba complained.

Kaiba grabbed it and looked trough it “Junk…crap…new loan…love letter…telemarketer…what’s this?” Kaiba asked himself. Mokuba looked puzzled. Kaiba opened the letter and read it.

“Dear Seto Kaiba, Congratulations, your business is the finest in the world. For your success we have decided to give you an all expense paid Vacation. Where you might ask, to Paradise. It’s a wonderful place where you can have fun, relax and take your mind off of your everyday troubles. There is a summer house for you and other residence to stay. There will be a spa, a huge kitchen and a computer room-”

Right then Kaiba stopped reading. “-Well I guess I’ll go.”

“When are you leaving, Seto?” Mokuba asked.

“The paper says July 8th, a day from now, I have to get packed tonight, I have to find a baby sitter for you “Kaiba then picked up the phone and dialed Yugi’s number.


Yugi’s House

“YAMI ANSWER THE PHONE!!!!!!!!” Yugi yelled.

‘What am I, your slave?’ Yami thought as he walked over to the phone. Letting it ring twice, he answered. “Hello…You have now just called The Mouto residence, this is Atemu Mouto speaking how may I help you today?”

“Shut the hell up and put Yugi on the phone” Kaiba answered.

“You stupid Bitch, How dare you call my home and order me around?!?”

“Because I can now put Yugi on the phone! NOW!”

“Spoiled bastard” Yami said under his breath and put his hand over the phone and called Yugi over, “YUGI, SPOILED KAIBA FANCY PANTS WANTS YOU!”

“I GOT IT IN THE KITCHEN” Yugi called back as he picked up the kitchen phone. Yami stayed on in the living room.

“Yeah?” Yugi asked.

“Yugi I have a small favor to ask”

‘Favor??? That bum how dare he!’ Yami thought

“What do you need, Kaiba?” Yugi asked quite confused.

“I need you to-“ Kaiba then got cut off.

“Hold on Kaiba I have to get the mail.” Yugi put the phone down and ran outside.

Kaiba started singing “Bob the builder, can we fix it…Bob the Builder YES WE CAN!” Softly to himself, and Yami couldn’t hold his laughter in.

“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KAIBA YOU ARE SO STUPID! I GOT YOU BLACKMAILED!!” Yami was laughing his ass off and he fell on the floor and rolled around like an idiot.

“YAMI YOU DAMN RETARD I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!” Kaiba yelled into the phone.

Yugi walked back inside with the mail and he saw and heard his yami laughing and rolling on the floor. ‘Okay…’ He walked back into the kitchen and said into the phone. “Hello”

“YAMI I SWEAR WHEN THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I’M GONNA KILL YOU! TONIGHT I’LL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND CUT YOUR HEAD OFF! I’LL STUFF
IT IN THE MAILBOX AND SEND IT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND TEA! THEN I WILL CHOP YOUR BODY INTO TINY PIECES AND THROW THEM INTO THE NILE RIVER, AND THEN MAKO WILL FISH YOU OUT AND HAVE YOU FOR DINNER!!!!!!!”

“Th…This...is...Yugi…” Yugi stuttered.

“Oh sorry that was for your asshole self, not you, my apologizes.”

“TELL HIM TO STICK THOSE APOLOGIZES UP HIS ASSHOLE!” Yami shouted from the living room.

Luckily for Yugi, Kaiba didn’t hear that. “Now what do ya-whoa…” Yugi said as he picked up a letter.

“What?” Kaiba asked.

Yugi read it to him self, and started spazing out. “OH MY GOD! I’M GOING ON A FREE VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“WHHHHHAAAAAAAAT?????????” Kaiba’s jaw dropped when he heard that. “Yeah right like Yugi and I got letters from the same people probably a coincidence” He thought.

“What is it? Did Kaiba shoot you through the phone?” Yami asked stupidly.

“NO NO, WE’RE GOING ON VACATION! FOR FREE, YEAH!” Yugi said as he jumped up and down all crazy like and Yami joined him.

“WOO HOO! YEAH VACATION! KAIBA CAN STICK THAT UP HIS ASS TOO!”

“Who is the letter from?!!!!!!!” Kaiba asked.

“It says, The City of Domino” Yugi answered.

Kaiba looked at the return address of the letter, it said ‘The City of Domino’. Kaiba was surprised and yelled “YOU CAN’T GO ON VACTION! I AM!”

“Um, you’re not my dad…so ha….” Yami told him.

“You mean you got a letter too?” Yugi asked.

“Yes, I wanted you to baby-sit him but now he doesn’t need one, I’m not going.” Kaiba said.

“YAY PRISE RA!” Yami yelled.

“On second thought…my guards can protect him, I’m going now. Have a horrible day Yami, and Yugi, stay safe.” Kaiba said then hung up.

Yami ignored Kaiba’s last remark and ran up the stairs. “I’M GETTING PACKED NOW!”

“Yami’s first vacation…maybe he’ll gain a little sanity from that.” Yugi continued cleaning up the house.


The next day everyone had got in contact with each other. Yugi, Yami, Seto, Joey, Serenity, Tristen, Duke, Tea, Mana, Bakura, Ryou and Malik had gotten invited. All of them accepted to go. Yami wasn’t too happy Bakura was going, Bakura was sort of happy because he could try to make Yami’s life miserable and get him pissed off at things, like steal his clothes and throw them off the plane! Right now Joey, Yugi, Yami, Mana and Tea were at McDonalds having lunch. Everyone Else still had packing and last minute trips.

“I’m bored, but I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL TOMARROW!” Joey yelled as he rocked on his chair.

“I hate coming here; they ALWAYS mess up my meals.” Yami complained.

“Bastards can’t do crap right! If I was still the Pharaoh, they would be meals for my LIONS!!!”

“Yeah and this place is dirty, Hello? Clean the chairs after people eat?? If I left messes like this at Burger World, I would have been fired.” Tea added.

“But these fries are awesome!” Mana was eating like there was no tomarrow.

“Wow calm down Mana, the fries aren’t walking away” Yugi said

“Hush…” Mana glared

Joey was looking at people walk in and out of the restaurant and he notice two tall skinny people, in black trench coats. One of the guys saw Joey and shot a smile. Joey raised an eyebrow and the guy whispered “I got you…”

“ACK!” Joey fell backwards out of his chair.

“Told you not to play with the chair Joey” Yami said as he sweat dropped.

Joey pulled Yami close to him and whispered “YAMI DID YOU SEE DAT?”

“See what?”

“DOSE GUYS IN DA TRENCH COATS! THEY SAID SOMETHIN TO ME!”

“What did they say?”

“I Got You…”

There was a long pause between the two, and then Yami said “Joey, if this is a joke, please stop now.”

“It’s not a joke look!” Joey took Yami’s head and directed it over to the guys. They were just sitting at a nearby table.

“We should, leave.” Yami got up and got everyone’s attentions

“Let’s get out of here.”

“Why Yami?” Tea asked.

“Joey saw some people and-“ Yami got cut off

“DOSE GUYS IN DA TRENCH COATS WERE LOOKING AT ME AND SAID “I got you…” I GOT SCARED AND TOLD YAMI.” Joey admitted.

Tea got annoyed “Oh Joey, you might have been imaging things.”

Yugi spoke up “But what if he’s not? We should get out of here. We’re not too safe any more since all this crap with the Millennium items started happening and we shouldn’t take chances.”

“Right, let’s go, we can watch a movie at my place. And then maybe head to Burger King later.” Mana suggested.

“Ewe, Burger King is the worst restaurant ever! Wendy’s is the best.” Yugi said.

“What world are you from? You have bad taste!” Mana made a face.

“Hey guys! Let’s hurry and go away!” Yami shooed them on.

After that strange episode the gang started walking down the street. Mana and Yugi continued their argument about restaurants.

“BURGER KING!” Mana yelled.

“WENDY’S!” Yugi shouted back.

“BURGER KING YOU STUPID HEAD!”

“WENDY’S YOU REAL…UH…STUPIDER HEAD!!??!!”

“Stupider head? That’s new!”

“Aww, shut the hell up.”

“Let’s discuss something else…like uh…” Joey started.

“About???” Tea asked.

“I know! How about why that black car passed by about 14 times already.” Mana said quite plainly.

“I’ve noticed it too…” Yami worriedly noticed. “ Hey look the car’s slowing down behind us…wait don’t look!”

Not to far behind was a black car driving behind the group. The windows were tinted so there was no way to see inside. Joey being Joey turned around and looked at the car. He noticed it was the same guys from Mickey D’s so he stuck his middle finger at the car. Really smart thing to do...

“Well Joey, that was REALLY SMART! I mean, the guy said he got you and he’s wearing a black cloak…and you flip him off?” Tea asked with sarcasm.

Joey answered “Well Tea…he’s following me around and stalking me…what do you think I should do to keep him away?”

“Not that…BECAUSE HE’S GETTING OUT OF THE CAR!!”

“Well what’s he gonna do ta me?”

“He might give Joey a cookie for being so rude to him” Yugi said sarcastically.

“Ha...Ha…” Joey said.

“Well can we quit it with the sarcasm because this guy has a gun.” Yami said.

“WHAT????” Mana yelled as she jumped back.

The car had stopped now the two guys from McDonalds had come out of the car with guns in each hand. Before the gang could run, they noticed more cars had come from different directions. There was no where to run because those guys had all the directions blocked off.

“This is bullshit.” Joey sighed

“Well someone just had to be dumb and stick something at someone to get them PISSED OFF!” Tea said through her teeth.

“Now what, These guys have us cornered! WHAT DID WE DO??” Yugi asked.

“Be born, that was our only mistake.” Mana said.

The guys came over and everyone hid behind Yami. Yami sweat dropped at that. The man in the black coat stepped to Yami.

“Good Afternoon” The man started “Our master would like you and your friends to come with us.”

“Why?” Yami asked.

“Don’t ask questions just come” The man pulled Yami by the arm and Yami took his free hand and swung at the man, and hit him right in the face. The man fell over and this was the gang’s chance.

“RUN AWAY!” Yami yelled and the gang followed behind. Then they heard the sound of gunshots behind them.

“THEY’RE SHOOTING OH SHIT! AHHHH!” Joey yelled as he and the other’s were running from the gun shots.

“WELL WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?” Yugi asked.

“THE PEOPLE WHO INVENTED GUNS!”

“Joey you are too impossible, even in life and death situations” Yami stated.

“THE ALLYWAY LET’S HIDE THERE!” Tea yelled as she pointed to the ally way up ahead.

“Good idea Tea!” Yami said

So when they saw the ally the 5 runaways ran into the ally way. Joey tripped over a garbage can and found a place to hide. They all jumped behind empty cans and stayed perfectly still.

“I think I saw one go in here!” A man in the black coat pointed out to the others.

“What do we do if we find them?” Another asked.

“We shoot them for not cooperating!” The first one that got punched in the face said.

The gang got nervous when that man said that, they all held their breath.

“We can’t, he said bring them back alive.” One man said.

“Well I have a bone to pick with that spiky haired boy! How dare he hit me!” The punched guy said angrily.

The gang heard that and looked at Yami, then everyone’s eyes open wide and their hearts stopped. Yami was in the sneezing position. He had his hand out and he was trying to hold it in.

“He…” the noise came out of Yami’s mouth.

“You hear that?” The punched guy asked. “Check behind the garbage cans.”

“This is the perfect time to sneeze, Yami” Yugi whispered loudly.

“Check behind those trash cans!” The punched man said.

“Ah…” Yami was about to sneeze, then Yugi, Joey, Mana, and Tea covered his mouth with their hands. “…” The sneeze stopped. The gang let out a sigh, then “HICCUP!”

“Aww Yami, all that trouble for you to hiccup! How great!” Mana said. Then she looked up and the cloak men stood there looking down at her with smirks on their faces. “Oh…forgot…about…those guys…Whoops?”

“Grab them!” A cloak man shouted.

When the cloak men were about to grab them up, Joey got up and grabbed a garbage can and threw it at the men, causing them to fall. Yugi found a brick and threw it right at some guys head and busted it open. Yugi and Joey gave each other high fives.

A man came from behind Tea and grabbed her up. “Oh no, I learned my lesson from Battle City!” She kicked the guy in his private area causing him to drop slowly to the ground letting Tea go free. “Self-defense lessons…never hurt…”

Mana summoned her staff. The cloak guys started laughing. “What are you going to do?” One man said “Poke me with it?” Mana smiled at their stupidity “Actually…” the Staff turned into a harpoon all of a sudden “…I was planning to stab you to death with it!” The men saw what the staff had turned into and started cowering away.

Yami was trying to find something, but the punched man gripped Yami by his neck and pinned him against the wall. “Little punk…” the man started “you see what you did to my face?!? MY FACE?!?” Yami looked at him hard and plus the guy was spitting in his face. “I could care less about your face!” Yami choked out. “Fine, I’ll make sure I mess yours up real good then!” The man said as e grabbed the Millennium Puzzle and aimed it right at Yami’s face and was about to stab him with it. Just then out of nowhere.

CRACK

“HEY, WHO JUST PEGGED ME?” The man shouted angrily forgetting all about Yami.

Out of the shadows came a familiar face. It was Duke! Whoa how convenient. “I did, do you have a problem with that?” He stroke a pretty boy pose.

When Yami had the chance he grabbed back his Puzzle and slapped the man across the face with it. The man got knocked out and fell to the ground. All the rest of the men were either down or unconscious as well.

“Hey Duke” Yugi said as he and the others went up to greet Duke.

“You know Yugi, we really, REALLY need to stop meeting like this” Duke said. “When I saw you guys last you were dueling so save your lives, now you’re fighting to save your lives? What did you guys do to them?”

“If eating at a restaurant and walking down da street was a crime to dem guys, I’m as guilty as charged” Joey said.

“Well Joey…you did flip em off…” Tea added.

“Well that’s what they get for stalking Joey Wheeler!” Joey said with pride while striking a pose.

“Oh please Joey, there has to be a sentimental reason why.” Tea said as she rolled her eyes at his last statement.

“Senta-what-a-huh?” Joey asked.

“Nothing Joey…just nothing… ” Tea said in the “just-forget-it” type voice.

“Yami...why didn’t you kick his ass? You almost sent the old lady down the street to the shadow realm for accidentally throwing garbage on the yard after you spent the morning mowing it.” Yugi asked.

“PHAROAH, YOU’RE MEAN AS HELL!” Mana yelled surprisingly.

Yami felt everyone waiting for an answer so he tried answering as simply as he could “Well…uh…i…ur…”

“What?” Everyone said.

“Well um ya…see…the…”

“I HATE SUSPENSEFULL MOMENTS, MAN! SPILL IT!” Duke yelled.

“The puzzle’s not cooperating….”

There was a bit of a silence for a minute, then Yugi broke the silence.

“So…the puzzle isn’t working???” Yugi asked confused. Yami nodded.

“Great! The day a bunch of black coated freaks are after us, Yami’s puzzle runs out of batteries! (=_=)” Joey said.

Yugi tried to make some kind of sense about this “But, how does it just…not work…your still standing here talking Yami? You would disappear or whatever if something really happened to the puzzle.”

“It’s probably temporary.” Mana said as she put her arms on her head.

Just then A black coated man got up along with others. “Look who joined up with them.” A man said. “It’s another one the master wants to see…Duke Deviln”

“What did you do to them Duke?” Joey asked smartly to Duke.

“Shut up, Joey” Duke shot back.

The guy that Yami whopped twice had gotten up again and yelled “DON’T LET THEM GET AWAY THIS TIME YOU IDIOTS! YOUR GONNA LET A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS KICK YOUR ASSES?”

“Well…sir...if…I’m not mistaken…that one kid…got you down twice…” A clock man said to the punched one.

“I’ll let that slide…AFTER THEM!” The whole army got back up again and just started chasing the Teens down the deserted alleyway. Sharp turns, bunch of garbage and hobo’s were all the gang noticed, and then came the end of the long pathway. There stood a dark figure, with long hair and was as tall as Yami, blocked the exit.

“Who’s that?” Tea asked while running.

“Probably another black coat guy.” Yugi said.

“Knock dat punk over den!” Joey said and as they got closer the figure crossed it’s arms.

“You guys can run over me if you want…but I’m gonna tell mom after wards.” A familiar voice came from the figure. The gang stopped in their tracks and looked.

“IT’S SERENITY” Mana ran to her and hugged her.

“Hey, it’s Serenity!” Joey ran up to Serenity expecting a hug but instead she punched him in the face. “WHAT WAS DAT FOR??”

“Oh I mean I was the PUNK you were gonna RUN OVER!” Serenity said with sarcasm.

“How did you know we were here Serenity?” Yami asked.

“I didn’t, I was heading home from the store. Then I see you guys running from nobody…”

“WHAT?” The gang looked behind them and saw nothing “BUT?...THEY WERE…AND WE…HOW….OMG!”

“Why don’t we all just go to my place and watch movies or something?” Joey suggested.

“Good idea Joey” Everyone agreed.

“For a change” Yugi blurted out.

“And what is that supposed to mean Yug?” Joey asked as they all headed up the street.

“What I said, for a change!” Yugi stated.

“But I always have good ideas!” Joey said.

“Oh, and flipping off people who want you dead is a good idea.” Tea said sarcastically.

“Yeah and if that’s the case sticking fries up your nose and running around going “Ark Ark” is a good idea?” Mana said with sarcasm as well.

“And mooning cops is a good idea” Duke also said sarcastically.

“I NEVER MOONED A COP!” Joey yelled.

“You might have been planning to” Serenity said under her breath.

“WHAT’S THAT SERENITY?” Joey asked furious.

“I SAID YO PAPPY’S, MAMMY’S, UNCLE NAMED GABERT!” Serenity yelled back at Joey.

“HEY…DID YOU JUST SAY MY MOM?” Joey asked.

The two kept going at it all the way up to their house. Duke, Yugi and Tea, and Mana were getting a real kick out of it, and Yami was saying nothing and quietly thinking to himself. No one noticed.

_________________SoMeWhErE_______________

Two people were standing on top of a roof watching the teens walk up the street. One was a tall male with sliver-white hair and a large black coat on…the other was a tall female with blonde hair and a violet jacket on.

“They passed the first test I see, they kick all my best hench men’s asses without the Millennium puzzle.” The male said.

“Well what about that Dark Magician Girl?” The female asked.

“Aww you don’t have to worry about her now. If only they knew the hell they’re about to experience…he he…I’ve been waiting for this day to arrive.” The male said as he sipped a bit of wine out of a wine bottle.

“Are we done yet?” The female asked.

“No…as a matter of fact you’re going down there and show them your secret” he took another sip of his wine “I want to make sure that they don’t stay here and that they go! They’ll leave because they think they’re not safe here.”

“They don’t even know about who they are yet?”

“No, they don’t know they are the chosen ones, they are unaware this is they’re territory, if they knew everything, we’d be dead. We are taking them to a place were they are helpless and they won’t notice until it’s too late. We will take over the whole world. They are falling in a trap; they’re destroying their own world. It’ll be way too late by then.”

“I can’t wait…” The female spoke “I want to take care of Joey Wheeler and Tea Gardner, they bug me too hell and beyond”

“I don’t care really. I just want to be there to see the Pharaoh...and Seto Kaiba…that would be most delightful, oh yeah…and that thief Bakura! I really want to see him go down!”

“Should I go now…Pegasus?” The female asked.

“Yes we you should start now, my dear Mai” Pegasus answered. “This should be quite a show”