All is not lost!

All is not lost!

All is not lost now!
All is not lost!
Your face is a mess now,
So just shut up and watch!

Today is your birthday,
Isn’t it little girl? (Snort)
But you’re not the oldest person
In the whole damn world!

Just wait ‘til your boobs sag,
And your vagina to dry,
Just wait until you got old crows feet,
Under those blue eyes!

Sure you can drink now,
But like old gram’ma say,
For faces turn to leather,
If you drink vodka everyday!

And sure, gambling is great,
But it comes with a price,
When you are so poor,
You eat cereal with a knife!

But all is not lost now,
Don’t give me that look,
Isn’t my birthday,
Now is it, Ms. Snooks?