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Recipe - LostSoulnaf
One equine skeletal frame pre-coated in pure muscle
Three maneuvers of grace
One skin of beauty
Fifty years serving as war steed
Endless amounts of awe
A look of royal nobility
Four hundred years of history
A pinch of flight
1. Stand the skeletal frame on the floor, being sure to leave yourself plenty of room to work.
2. Coat the war steed on the haunches of the horse, rubbing it all into the muscle until completely absorbed.
3. Leave to sit for three hundred years, then mix grace and nobility, drizzling most of the concoction over the fore part of the horse, especially neck and shoulders, putting a tad on the haunches for suppleness.
4. Cover with a layer of pure beauty and let rest for another hundred years.
5. Uncover and flatter with awe.
6. To finish, sprinkle flight over entire frame and step back.
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