Is there Junk in your trunk?

Surgeons Grab your markers
And Mark me red
Fix me up and Make me Pretty
As best as you can

My Boobs arent big enough
Theyre Just at a C
Come On Mr Surgeon
Give me some Double Ds!

I think I want some Lipo Right around my Ass
Coz I dont want any curves
I just want it to be flat

I want to be the barbie I probably should be
But I'm Not Really Sure if Blonde Hair is for me.

Hollywood said curvey women arent really in
Now it's all the rage
to Starve yourself thin

I'm thinking of a disorder but I cant decide
Come on mr Surgeon!
Whats on your mind?

So theres a boy that I like
I just met him the other day
I want to make his jaw drop when he looks my way

He'll call me baby
It'll be supersweet
Even though he will never want to talk with me

I got curves to kill
And I'm not scared
I wear ripped jeans
And I have dark hair

theres some scars on my arms
and some junk in my trunk
Some would call me ugly
But I dont give a fuck

I'm a little pale
with a slight tan tint
I'm not a sunburned barbie doll
And I dont give a shit

I dont wear skirts
Where my ass hangs out
I'm sorry to say
But thats not what I'm about

When a boy talks to me I dont giggle and such..
I'm the type of girl
Whos got one hell of a punch

> Letter to Daddy